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A Somali Officer stopped a lady just outside the city of Hull, England, and asks to see her driving licence. He says rather peremptorily, 'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.'
The lady promptly answers sweetly, 'Well, I have contacts.'
PC Ahmed replies gruffly, 'I don't care who you know, my dear. You're still getting a ticket.'