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Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

you are obsessive-compulsive ................., please press 1 repeatedly.

you are co-dependent.................. , please ask someone to press 2.

you have multiple personalities..................., please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are.................,and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

you are schizophrenic ................. listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

you are manic-depressive ................., it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

LoDoon wrote:Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

you are obsessive-compulsive hyperactive, please press 1 repeatedly.

you are co-dependent.................. , please ask someone to press 2.

you have multiple personalities..................., please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are.................,and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

you are schizophrenic ................. listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

you are manic-depressive ................., it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

i filled my description. i am not in bussness diognose others. i have no qualifications.

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

you have multiple personalities..................., please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

Yep that's me - but not by choice though so shouldn't be judged for it

^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Hyperactive wrote:

LoDoon wrote:Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

you are obsessive-compulsive hyperactive, please press 1 repeatedly.

you are co-dependent.................. , please ask someone to press 2.

you have multiple personalities..................., please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are.................,and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

you are schizophrenic ................. listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

you are manic-depressive ................., it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

i filled my description. i am not in bussness diognose others. i have no qualifications.

I never had thought you as the obsessive type. What are you obsessed about compulsively?

Theguardian wrote:

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

you have multiple personalities..................., please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

Yep that's me - but not by choice though so shouldn't be judged for it

I do kinda see it.

LoDoon wrote:^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Lodoon

LoDoon wrote:^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Ma wax aan lala suuxin baa

MujahidAishah wrote:

LoDoon wrote:^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Lodoon

Lol Adna maku dartey? Ka daroo dibi dhal

CaliQase wrote:

LoDoon wrote:^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Ma wax aan lala suuxin baa

LooL
you are manic-depressive CaliQase ., it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Dr Lodoon which one am I

LoDoon wrote:

CaliQase wrote:

LoDoon wrote:^^ aar kan maxuu la suuxey?

Ma wax aan lala suuxin baa

LooL
you are manic-depressive CaliQase ., it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

MujahidAishah wrote:Dr Lodoon which one am I

Mujahid,
the preliminary results suggest, you are co-dependent, MujahidAishah please ask someone to press 2.

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