Conversations between Sumubaridi and his teacher!

[TheLoFather]

TEACHER: Sumubaridi , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Sumubaridi : You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Cabdow, go to the map and find America .

Cabdow: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

Sumubaridi : Cabdow.

TEACHER: Sumubaridi , how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Sumubaridi : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

Sumubaridi : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

[TheLoFather]

I am starting to warm up to this Guy!

[Vivacious]

wey ka suurtoowdaa inuu saas u hadlo.

[Susu000]

Dying!

[Inaayah]

That's our Sumu.

[TheLoFather]

That's our Sumu.

Teacher: Sumubaridi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 38 years ago.

Sumubaridi : Me!

[Inaayah]

That's our Sumu.

Teacher: Sumubaridi, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 38 years ago.

Sumubaridi : Me!

Loooooooooooool stop it.

[TheLoFather]

Lol Mah bad!

[Theguardian]

this is hilarious....
Somalis do have sense of humour!

Leave sum alone though -he wears his heart on his sleeve ----like most Somalis - including me.

[MissFiora]

ahahahahhah suuxay

[DANGIRL]

TEACHER: Sumubaridi , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Sumubaridi : You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Cabdow, go to the map and find America .

Cabdow: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

Sumubaridi : Cabdow.

TEACHER: Sumubaridi , how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Sumubaridi : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

Sumubaridi : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

[Susu000]

Sumu and random female on the train:
Lady: is this seat taken?
Sumu: no but I'm getting married soon and my wife will be sitting next to me then