Galkacayo war survival kit

[LobsterUnit]

Diaspora concerned parties and tol warriors/essential survival kit.please read carefully and consult a fadhi ku Dirir guru before taking any of the items below.

1.Coffee back up(time difference in Somalia-war may erupt at any time).
2.plethora of cheap calling cards.
3.chlosterol tablets.
4.diabetic tablets.
5.high blood pressure tablets.
5.all of the above for category A calool.
6.tele conference number.
7.fast wifi access(refresh clan page every minute)
8.live within 2 mile radius of local Somali cafe.

The following guideline was prepared with the assistance of general abdiwahab.#the following thread is only for educational purposes.if you are easily offended,sii soco.

[VeiledGarbasar]

I am offended on behalf of all KEYBOARD warriors! How dare you. I am viciously tapping away on this poor baby Apple Mac aka 1999 Toshiba.

[LobsterUnit]

If you are a xalimo on the font lines and phone lines please be aware you may be requested to sell your gold.

[AbdiWahab252]

Baasto,

I get whatsapp updates every hour on the hour. My field journalists for HAGNews24 report from the front and I redistribute updates to a core group of the Galmudug Benevolent Society who are funders of the cause.

No updates for nondonors and those whose wives/husband's are from the opposition.