If I was caught... could you, would you help?!

[TheLoFather]

I had a close shave...for once I thought the Xaajiyada found my Somalinet posts not that I am a shamed of Snet or something but I nearly Shit myself for some reason.
You see I'd forgotten my mobile when she had sent me to the shop to get some milk and sugar, (I use my mobile to login to snet quit a lot) and when I had returned I saw the phone next to her on the sofa and she looked Pissed Off, you could imagine what was going through my head..
I nearly felt... I mean almost discovered what it feels like to get caught cheeting! turns she had not even switched it on and just simply picked it up of the floor where I had dropped it and put it on the sofa where I normally sit.

Now...because of this I have come to think what if she had and went through the browser and this is where you come in so we have to strategise for future reference, just in the odd probability that the next time this happens she might look through it and discover my snet posts.

So guys would you help when the need arises and defend me by coming up with excuses and alibis? how can I deny that I made those threads?


I could looof you guys for doing this for me!

[MujahidAishah]

Mujahid has your back don't worry

[TheLoFather]

Mujahid has your back don't worry

[AwRastaale]

This shyt is too funny



Ilen Somalinet reer buufis ba ka buuxa

Are you cheating on your wife with snet?

How so?

Mala iyada ku qabta ninyo.

[AbdiWahab252]

Deny it!

Never give three things to a woman: access to your mobile phone, bank accounts and work place. My ex wife wanted to be friends on Wejibug but I refused. She wanted update her status married to Abdiwahab, I refused. Nothing is more annoying than answering questions, why does this Ayan woman always like your status updates. Or how do you know hebel (which makes you wonder how she knows a Notorious Ali )

[Susu000]

Doesn't your phone have a pin?

[TheLoFather]

Doesn't your phone have a pin?

She knows all my pin numbers, whether they be my bank cards or phones. just in case I forget them!

[TheLoFather]

This shyt is too funny



Ilen Somalinet reer buufis ba ka buuxa

Are you cheating on your wife with snet?

How so?

Mala iyada ku qabta ninyo.

Aaar dee waanu isqabnaa!!!

[TheLoFather]

Deny it!

Never give three things to a woman: access to your mobile phone, bank accounts and work place. My ex wife wanted to be friends on Wejibug but I refused. She wanted update her status married to Abdiwahab, I refused. Nothing is more annoying than answering questions, why does this Ayan woman always like your status updates. Or how do you know hebel (which makes you wonder how she knows a Notorious Ali )

Adeero ma waxaad ileedahey dhagax ku noqo xaajiyada?
Adeer so i tuuri meeyso?

[Susu000]

Doesn't your phone have a pin?

She knows all my pin numbers, whether they be my bank cards or phones. just in case I forget them!

The cards and stuff i agree she should now, but not the phone.. It's a 4 digit PIN number you should be able to remember..

Do you have an iPhone ?

[zidane88]

It wasn't you, it was your friend the one messed up your phone. Worked for me once.