The Contract to Marry Hyperactive......

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The Contract to Marry Hyperactive......

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The Ali Ford Family are a very successful Hawiye family who are famous for many trucks and business in east Africa. The patriarch of the family--Mother and Father, two elegant sisters and a son went to the Family of Hyperactive to finalize the Contract of marriage. Hyperactive was a very good sister. Short, sweet, and wears reading glasses. She is more into the after world than this world we live in. Her leisure times is spent reading marriage advertisement and catching up with activities in the local mosques. When the family arrive at Hypers home--her mother and father sat in their pristine clean clothes, of white bright color, they welcome their future in law family with kindness and cautiousness. After little chat here and there---the mother of Hyperactive read out aloud the contract rules the soon to be husband of hyper must follow:


1. He must pray 5 times a day.

2. He must be kind, and generous to her and her family

3. He must not see her naked in the bedroom, the lights should always be out during waasmo, and above all, no tickling of her in the Kiliyoo---or legs as it will make her Weeso break as in ---go Qalaas due to little slip of Kaadhii.

last and but not least.....


4....He must follow the Sunnaah rules of spanking her once in a while if she forgets to please him in away that displeases him.





Mr & Mrs Ali Ford -----were left with a big sigh of :o
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Re: The Contract to Marry Hyperactive......

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basra, how the hell you know tribes of people in africa?

walle i knew inad islaan ilko da'asatay aheyd.

3ajoosal algabireen.
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Re: The Contract to Marry Hyperactive......

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LooL i don't think Sheikh Hyper wants to marry anytime soon. He said that himself.
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