Towns and cities, that I have helped rename themselves over the years.
Oodweyne - Oilweyne
Hargeysa - Hotelgeysa (way too many hotels)
Mogadishu - Ugandisho (the first colony of Kampala)
Beledweyne - Beerlula (thanks to Hadraawi)
Afgooye - Afcongo (way too many Bantus in agricultural industry they call themselves Abgaal but I may have to rename them AbCongalese).
Should you need to rename your town, city or council district, don't hesitate to contact me for friendly services.
All in all, I was inspired by my creative uncle, Sir Faisal Ali Warabe, who once said "ninka magaaca dh1ladaa leh" on national TV because he forgot the name of a Kenyan official

The Haud reporting from Afcongo, AMISOM Republic.