
Our brother Cool is moving to Kenya in a few days time to join the rest of his family Insh'Allah & will be putting finding wife no.2 on hold.
(Word on Snet is Sumu who is currently in Kenya met up with Cool's current wife and snitched about Cool's Somalinet shenanigans. He was pissed that Cool was searching for wife no.2 whilst he's still looking for the first one at 38 who will buy her own furaash too)
We (S'net fam) wish you a safe journey Cool. Safar salaama.

Amira the queen of hilarious gifs and our Snet beauty Miss Fiora have both been proposed to and Insh'Allah we'll be getting hitched early 2016. We wish them guur khair & ubad saalixiin ah. (Amiin)

Basra aka LiquidHydrogen aka Haywire aka AgentofChaos has managed to conceive at the age of 43 Allahuma barik miracles do happen. Basra ilmo caafimad qaba that will be the coolness of your eyes ban kugu ducaynay.

Haywire made an appearance on The Jeremy Kyle show for a DNA test and was told he was NOT the father of his last bit of skirt's yute, he has since made sincere towbah and gives dacwah at local masjids in the Brixton area. *Shouts out "Takbiir"*

Our wonderful multitasking Superwoman Aishah finally had enough of buying black bin bags in bulk, throwing out the Faarax's personal belongings every Friday and has since gone back to University to better herself. She says she's through with men until Hyper reaches Canadian soil and even then, she only wants a weekend husband.
she now unwinds on Fridays by cleaning the house whilst listening to Omar Dhoole, she says hawo qaboow ba iso martay sidan single noqday.