6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
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6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
The Urban Sophisticate
Her strengths: This woman is funny, hot, and spontaneous. When you walk into a room with her, everyone stares at you in envy. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her."
Her weaknesses: "You need enormous confidence to date a woman like this," Strauss says. "She gets off on attention, but you can't get jealous." If you're independent, you'll dig her ambition, but make sure she wants you—and not just the ego boost you provide.
Her bedroom persona: She's uninhibited and nicely groomed. Tell her you like her on top, preferably wearing something expensive that makes her breasts look hot.
The Arty Hipster
Her strengths: She knows where all the dive bars are and all the art shows with free wine. She's exciting and stylish, but not as untouchable as the urban sophisticate. "She actually likes nerds and intellectuals," says Ian Coburn, author ofGod Is a Woman: Dating Disasters. And she actually cares about culture. "She can be great for a guy who wants to learn more about art and music," says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a relationship therapist and the author of She Comes First.
Her weaknesses: Do you keep going after her because you hope her cool will rub off on you? If your interests don't match, don't expect to just coast along on her taste. "Girls like this have opinions," Kerner says. "And they want you to know the difference between Jonathan Adler and Jonathan Richman."
Her bedroom persona: The good news: She's dirty. The bad news: Her bed's not that clean. Tell her if she changes the sheets before you come over, you'll take her to see Blonde Redhead—in Japan.
The Vegan Yoga Gal
Her strengths: She's got great skin and a long neck, and she gives you long back rubs with wacky oils. All that deep breathing means she rarely flies off the handle, and you value this perhaps even more than you value her amazing, high, tight rear, which is saying a lot. Strauss says, "This is a woman who really wants to make a deep connection with life, and a man who wants the same could be really into her." Fisher says that independent, analytical, or creative guys could find her alternative view fascinating.
Her weaknesses: Remember, Strauss notes, "These women are almost exclusively interested in men who are into the same stuff they are." Love her, love her lifestyle.
Her bedroom persona: She's just as Kama Sutra-esque as you were hoping—but no quickies. She likes it slow and soulful.
The Alpha Female
Her strengths: She graduated from college in 3 years and went right to law school without taking a vacation. She's hard to keep up with. Ironically, it's not the alpha dog who should try dating her. "A scientist, artist, or teacher will do well with this woman," says April Masini, author of Date Out of Your League. "If you're not interested in power plays, she won't fight you."
Her weaknesses: She has a lot in common with alpha males, but these relationships are too intense. "They can't make time for each other," Fisher says. Coburn cautions that pushover types are often attracted to such women, and some alpha females—the sadistic ones—are attracted right back. "Obviously, if this is your dynamic, it isn't good."
Her bedroom persona: She's efficient and skilled, but she can be more than sufficiently animal if you help her let her guard down.
The Intimacy Junkie
Her strengths: She goes to yoga, too, but it's the easy kind that's more about "connection to the self" than sculpting a smoking bod. So what if she's a little in your face. The sex is amazing. Strauss likes women like this. "She is the best kisser in the world. Very intense, very into connecting." Fisher says independent men will love such a deeply verbal gal, and Kerner thinks all men should date someone like this. "Most men need help learning to communicate, and she will help them."
Her weaknesses: The intimacy junkie makes you feel great at first. She's so into you and your feelings. Analytical men will find themselves easily ensnared in her macramé web. "He will be super into her at first, but there's going to be a lot of talk about the 'meaning' of the relationship, which might cause it to implode," Fisher says.
Her bedroom persona: She'll do anything, including some things that scare you. The word harness comes to mind. Tell her you'll do it if she gets waxed.
The Happy Homemaker
Her strengths: She's no gold digger—all she wants is a Volvo wagon and a nice, cozy three-bedroom. She wants to have your kids, take care of them, and take care of you. "Some guys draw a great deal of ego satisfaction from providing for a family, and there is nothing wrong with that," says Masini. A man who grew up in a very traditional household will love her, and, conversely, a guy who grew up with domestic chaos craves this woman for the stable home she provides.
Her weaknesses: Remember that when she says she's not going to work, she means it. Career-minded men could be happy with an arrangement that allows them to focus on their work while she manages his domestic life. But if the financial stress builds, you may not be able to convince her to get a job.
Her bedroom persona: She'll be accommodating and eager at first, less so with each offspring. Find a good babysitter so the two of you can steal away.
Her strengths: This woman is funny, hot, and spontaneous. When you walk into a room with her, everyone stares at you in envy. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her."
Her weaknesses: "You need enormous confidence to date a woman like this," Strauss says. "She gets off on attention, but you can't get jealous." If you're independent, you'll dig her ambition, but make sure she wants you—and not just the ego boost you provide.
Her bedroom persona: She's uninhibited and nicely groomed. Tell her you like her on top, preferably wearing something expensive that makes her breasts look hot.
The Arty Hipster
Her strengths: She knows where all the dive bars are and all the art shows with free wine. She's exciting and stylish, but not as untouchable as the urban sophisticate. "She actually likes nerds and intellectuals," says Ian Coburn, author ofGod Is a Woman: Dating Disasters. And she actually cares about culture. "She can be great for a guy who wants to learn more about art and music," says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a relationship therapist and the author of She Comes First.
Her weaknesses: Do you keep going after her because you hope her cool will rub off on you? If your interests don't match, don't expect to just coast along on her taste. "Girls like this have opinions," Kerner says. "And they want you to know the difference between Jonathan Adler and Jonathan Richman."
Her bedroom persona: The good news: She's dirty. The bad news: Her bed's not that clean. Tell her if she changes the sheets before you come over, you'll take her to see Blonde Redhead—in Japan.
The Vegan Yoga Gal
Her strengths: She's got great skin and a long neck, and she gives you long back rubs with wacky oils. All that deep breathing means she rarely flies off the handle, and you value this perhaps even more than you value her amazing, high, tight rear, which is saying a lot. Strauss says, "This is a woman who really wants to make a deep connection with life, and a man who wants the same could be really into her." Fisher says that independent, analytical, or creative guys could find her alternative view fascinating.
Her weaknesses: Remember, Strauss notes, "These women are almost exclusively interested in men who are into the same stuff they are." Love her, love her lifestyle.
Her bedroom persona: She's just as Kama Sutra-esque as you were hoping—but no quickies. She likes it slow and soulful.
The Alpha Female
Her strengths: She graduated from college in 3 years and went right to law school without taking a vacation. She's hard to keep up with. Ironically, it's not the alpha dog who should try dating her. "A scientist, artist, or teacher will do well with this woman," says April Masini, author of Date Out of Your League. "If you're not interested in power plays, she won't fight you."
Her weaknesses: She has a lot in common with alpha males, but these relationships are too intense. "They can't make time for each other," Fisher says. Coburn cautions that pushover types are often attracted to such women, and some alpha females—the sadistic ones—are attracted right back. "Obviously, if this is your dynamic, it isn't good."
Her bedroom persona: She's efficient and skilled, but she can be more than sufficiently animal if you help her let her guard down.
The Intimacy Junkie
Her strengths: She goes to yoga, too, but it's the easy kind that's more about "connection to the self" than sculpting a smoking bod. So what if she's a little in your face. The sex is amazing. Strauss likes women like this. "She is the best kisser in the world. Very intense, very into connecting." Fisher says independent men will love such a deeply verbal gal, and Kerner thinks all men should date someone like this. "Most men need help learning to communicate, and she will help them."
Her weaknesses: The intimacy junkie makes you feel great at first. She's so into you and your feelings. Analytical men will find themselves easily ensnared in her macramé web. "He will be super into her at first, but there's going to be a lot of talk about the 'meaning' of the relationship, which might cause it to implode," Fisher says.
Her bedroom persona: She'll do anything, including some things that scare you. The word harness comes to mind. Tell her you'll do it if she gets waxed.
The Happy Homemaker
Her strengths: She's no gold digger—all she wants is a Volvo wagon and a nice, cozy three-bedroom. She wants to have your kids, take care of them, and take care of you. "Some guys draw a great deal of ego satisfaction from providing for a family, and there is nothing wrong with that," says Masini. A man who grew up in a very traditional household will love her, and, conversely, a guy who grew up with domestic chaos craves this woman for the stable home she provides.
Her weaknesses: Remember that when she says she's not going to work, she means it. Career-minded men could be happy with an arrangement that allows them to focus on their work while she manages his domestic life. But if the financial stress builds, you may not be able to convince her to get a job.
Her bedroom persona: She'll be accommodating and eager at first, less so with each offspring. Find a good babysitter so the two of you can steal away.
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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
What are the 6 Types of Women Every Man Should avoid ? I need your input
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I couldn't keep a straight face reading through this wall of text
"preferably wearing something expensive that makes her breasts look hot" what if she has small breasts? wouldn't it be a waste of expensive maro?

"preferably wearing something expensive that makes her breasts look hot" what if she has small breasts? wouldn't it be a waste of expensive maro?

Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
Go with the Alpha Female.....she sounds really fun.
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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
Which one are you?Tuushi wrote:The dilemma.

Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
None so far
They all sound complicated and sexy. 


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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
what? Tushka you just described yourself huuno 

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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
Simple on the outside, sinful on the inside

caawa trollingka waa inan kaa joojiyo quruxeey, cafis



caawa trollingka waa inan kaa joojiyo quruxeey, cafis


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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
Bullshit list
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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
The list is not bulshit
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Re: 6 Types of Women Every Man needs it.
Perhaps not your average girls?Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Bullshit list
Here is another five types of women - by an ozy woman. Most of you will definitely find your self's in here.
The Girl's Girl
I'm definitely a Girl's Girl. I clapped when Ross and Rachel finally kissed, I have a pink iPod case and work on a women's magazine. But I also banter with my male friends, play pool and love The Who. Note: The GG is not ‘girlie', a derogatory term which brings to mind braided hair and a My Little Pony lunchbox (although, I totally had one of those. But, crucially: when I was 8. Not 28).
Most likely to say: "Amaze."
Least likely to say: "Wow. It's pretty incredible that Chelsea managed to conquer Barcelona at the Nou Camp. And without talismanic skipper, John Terry, too."
Impress her by: Being nice to her friends. Ask them questions and buy them drinks.
The Career Woman
Most women I know are extremely ambitious, independent and hard-working. From my experience, many men find this impossibly attractive. There are some women, however, who put their career so far beyond their personal life that, whilst they're incredibly successful, boyfriends tend to fall at the wayside. Be prepared to come second, at least for the time-being.
Spends weekends: In the office.
Least likely to say: "I've been planning my dream wedding since I was tiny."
Impress her by: Talking passionately, but not arrogantly, about your job.
The Domestic Goddess
As my friends and I edge closer to 30, there's inevitably more talk of ‘the future', but one friend in particular has had babies and boyfriends on the brain for years. She's naturally maternal, selfless and can cook anything. In short, total wife-and-mother-material. She's looking for a man who is kind, gentle, likes dogs and abides cats.
Spends weekends: At the farmer's market
Wouldn't be seen dead in: A City bar
Impress her by: A date at a quaint pub; the kind that makes its own cider.
The Drama Queen
A colleague sheepishly admitted recently that she started a row with her boyfriend for no reason. "I just wanted some drama." We all nodded in agreement. Women often do this and it's probably happened to you. Don't worry about it. These tiffs are actually pretty funny. When things kick off all the time, that's your cue to leave.
Spends weekends: In a packed bar, tweeting about conversations as they happen
Most likely say: "It literally was the worst thing EVER"
Impress her by: Telling her when she's being ridiculous. Drama Queens like men who can hold their own.
The Guy's Girl
You know the one. She only hangs around with men, claiming women "don't really like her" when in fact they're just irked that she flirts with their boyfriends and makes no effort whatsoever at female bonding. She's sharp, funny and can sum up the offside rule in one sentence. But - and this is a monumental but - be wary of a girl that has no girlfriends.
Spends weekends: Down the pub
Wouldn't be seen dead in: A hen party
Impress her by: Quips, banter and Rocky quotes. She likes a cheeky, cocky Alpha Male.
And to quote my favourite ever line from Sex and the City; "I'm not being a bitch, I'm just being myself." Never was there a more telling summary of modern woman.
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