Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
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TheLoFather
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Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Granny is riding in a Lift in a very lavish building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the Lift, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Granny and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,@ £80.00". Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the Lift, and also very arrogantly turns to Granny saying, "Channel No. 5, @ £89.00"
About three floors later, Granny has reached her destination and is about to get off the Lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,farts, then says,
... "Baked beans .... 79 pence"
About three floors later, Granny has reached her destination and is about to get off the Lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,farts, then says,
... "Baked beans .... 79 pence"
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Lool@related topics...i miss the old members.Foxy, Gifted and Mystic angel my dear dear friend..i hope you are doig well wherever you're.
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Ceebay tacaal.
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
You know I have been observing this character for a long time and I can tell you that , this woud never be her . She is sulky , bad tempered but farting in the elevator because she'd mad at some some women wearing expensive perfumes ....naaah , never, she doesn't come cheap to my great loss .Fact to the matter is , she 's above all of us { or at least that what she thinks
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
LoDoon wrote:Granny is riding in a Lift in a very lavish building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the Lift, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Granny and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,@ £80.00". Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the Lift, and also very arrogantly turns to Granny saying, "Channel No. 5, @ £89.00"
About three floors later, Granny has reached her destination and is about to get off the Lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,farts, then says,
... "Baked beans .... 79 pence"
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Ilaahey ha u naxariiisto dhamaantood!GRANNY wrote:Lool@related topics...i miss the old members.Foxy, Gifted and Mystic angel my dear dear friend..i hope you are doig well wherever you're.
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
SahanGalbeed wrote:You know I have been observing this character for a long time and I can tell you that , this woud never be her . She is sulky , bad tempered but farting in the elevator because she'd mad at some some women wearing expensive perfumes ....naaah , never, she doesn't come cheap to my great loss .Fact to the matter is , she 's above all of us { or at least that what she thinks}
Damnn!! You nearing 40s ( rumour I read ) and you have a Crush on somebody?
I mean the only living being who never farts were them girls I used to have crush on and MujahidAishah.
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
I am not ashamed of my age , actually I'm at peak performance . When it comes to granny , let's be real here , everybody is in love with her ,it just comes down to those who say it out loud and the rest who can not 
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
And here I was thinking, this is a joke about a random granny 
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
SahanGalbeed wrote:I am not ashamed of my age , actually I'm at peak performance . When it comes to granny , let's be real here , everybody is in love with her ,it just comes down to those who say it out loud and the rest who can not
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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
granny is a married woman guys ha laga xishoodo>
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