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Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:02 am
by TheLoFather
Granny is riding in a Lift in a very lavish building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the Lift, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Granny and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,@ £80.00". Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the Lift, and also very arrogantly turns to Granny saying, "Channel No. 5, @ £89.00"
About three floors later, Granny has reached her destination and is about to get off the Lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,farts, then says,
... "Baked beans .... 79 pence"
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:44 am
by AyeeyoH
Lool@related topics...i miss the old members.Foxy, Gifted and Mystic angel my dear dear friend..i hope you are doig well wherever you're.
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:52 am
by KingWaslawi
Ceebay tacaal.
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 7:14 am
by SahanGalbeed
You know I have been observing this character for a long time and I can tell you that , this woud never be her . She is sulky , bad tempered but farting in the elevator because she'd mad at some some women wearing expensive perfumes ....naaah , never, she doesn't come cheap
to my great loss .Fact to the matter is , she 's above all of us { or at least that what she thinks

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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:05 am
by jalaaludin5
LoDoon wrote:Granny is riding in a Lift in a very lavish building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the Lift, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Granny and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren,@ £80.00". Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the Lift, and also very arrogantly turns to Granny saying, "Channel No. 5, @ £89.00"
About three floors later, Granny has reached her destination and is about to get off the Lift. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye,farts, then says,
... "Baked beans .... 79 pence"

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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 10:58 am
by TheLoFather
GRANNY wrote:Lool@related topics...i miss the old members.Foxy, Gifted and Mystic angel my dear dear friend..i hope you are doig well wherever you're.
Ilaahey ha u naxariiisto dhamaantood!
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:06 am
by TheLoFather
SahanGalbeed wrote:You know I have been observing this character for a long time and I can tell you that , this woud never be her . She is sulky , bad tempered but farting in the elevator because she'd mad at some some women wearing expensive perfumes ....naaah , never, she doesn't come cheap
to my great loss .Fact to the matter is , she 's above all of us { or at least that what she thinks

}
Damnn!! You nearing 40s ( rumour I read ) and you have a Crush on somebody?
I mean the only living being who never farts were them girls I used to have crush on and MujahidAishah.

Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:21 am
by SahanGalbeed
I am not ashamed of my age , actually I'm at peak performance . When it comes to granny , let's be real here , everybody is in love with her ,it just comes down to those who say it out loud and the rest who can not

Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:27 am
by jalaaludin5
And here I was thinking, this is a joke about a random granny

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Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 11:55 am
by MujahidAishah
Re: Granny wisdom in a Lift!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:12 pm
by CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC
granny is a married woman guys ha laga xishoodo>