Why Men Should Be Silent!!!!!!

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:52 pm

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
WIFE: ........ silence

HUSBAND: sh1t....someone help pleassss help me!

Inaayah · Post by **Inaayah** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:55 pm

What part of that was suppose to be funny?

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:58 pm

Inaayah wrote:What part of that was suppose to be funny?

Hi Inaayah, walle I missed you yesterday... how you been huuno?

Inaayah · Post by **Inaayah** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:59 pm

No I'm being serious wallahi.

I want to laugh but I'm just not getting it.

Inaayah · Post by **Inaayah** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:00 pm

9 pm, my bed calls.

G'night. Xaajiyada hoosta ka gal and meeshan iskaga bax.

CaliQase · Post by **CaliQase** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:01 pm

LoDoon wrote:WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
WIFE: ........ silence

HUSBAND: sh1t....someone help pleassss help me!

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:10 pm

Inaayah wrote:9 pm, my bed calls.

G'night. Xaajiyada hoosta ka gal and meeshan iskaga bax.

Huuno i am in no position to say what tickles you and makes you giggle but walaahi i was serious i missed you... ta labaad xalkeen ubaxaa soo anigan aqalkeeygii jooga oo iyadna miiskaas ku cuneeysa The Pasta and Tuna that I cooked? And when she wants to wiggle she knows where to find me

Adali · Post by **Adali** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 4:43 pm

Lmao You got jokes lodoon.

Bella18 · Post by **Bella18** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:09 pm

lol@No, she's size 6... tuug la qabtay! :pac:

Amira143 · Post by **Amira143** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:16 pm

Essence89 wrote:lol@No, she's size 6... tuug la qabtay!

Post by **Thuganomics** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 7:17 pm

@ size six

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