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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
WIFE: ........ silence 




HUSBAND: sh1t....someone help pleassss help me!

What part of that was suppose to be funny?

Inaayah wrote:What part of that was suppose to be funny?

Hi Inaayah, walle I missed you yesterday... how you been huuno?

No I'm being serious wallahi.

I want to laugh but I'm just not getting it.

9 pm, my bed calls.

G'night. Xaajiyada hoosta ka gal and meeshan iskaga bax.

LoDoon wrote:WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."
WIFE: ........ silence 




HUSBAND: sh1t....someone help pleassss help me!

Inaayah wrote:9 pm, my bed calls.

G'night. Xaajiyada hoosta ka gal and meeshan iskaga bax.

Huuno i am in no position to say what tickles you and makes you giggle but walaahi i was serious i missed you... ta labaad xalkeen ubaxaa soo anigan aqalkeeygii jooga oo iyadna miiskaas ku cuneeysa The Pasta and Tuna that I cooked? And when she wants to wiggle she knows where to find me

Lmao You got jokes lodoon.

lol@No, she's size 6... tuug la qabtay!

Essence89 wrote:lol@No, she's size 6... tuug la qabtay!

@ size six