How Do You Irritate Guests so That They Leave You Home Early?

[TheLoFather]

Any ideas? ?

[TheFuturist]

Turn the aircon on full blast
Open the windows
Switch the TV off and leave them alone to get bored
Dont offer them any refreshments
Tell the the toilet is out of order
Tell them you have to go to work

That should do the trick

[MujahidAishah]

You ain't got to go home but you got to get the hell up out of here bitch

Or just get one of these

[TheLoFather]

You ain't got to go home but you got to get the hell up out of here bitch

Or just get one of these

That is inappropriate language for sodahdaa iyo dumaashi, dont you think ?

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

loool, lo' why do you hate ur inlaws? subxaan

[InaSamaale]

You could yawn frequently & complain how you're very tired.


You could also try what happened to me last night at Nandos. The restaurant manager just switched off the lights on my sister and I since it was nearing close. Rude. -__-

[TheLoFather]

loool, lo' why do you hate ur inlaws? subxaan

Niyaaw they are nice people oo dignity leh laakiin
dee waa ka xishoodaa and when I get shy I get clumsy.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

^^ wan gartay, la qabso sxb, la kaftan, they arnt going anywhere as long as you are married to their daughter.

[AgentOfChaos]

Just tell them "I have to wake up 3:30 AM cause I got work and life, get the fuck out!" Problem solved.

[Django]

Any ideas? ?

Eat cambuulo and just let nature take its course.

[Tuushi]

I have similar issue.How does ask another forumer to stop making so many stupid nonsensical threads?

[MujahidAishah]

^^ wan gartay, la qabso sxb, la kaftan, they arnt going anywhere as long as you are married to their daughter.

Balaya soodooh hore fadhisata


I'll be like naya meesha my gurigii abaha maha Naa daaf meeshan Maa dhuulcad baa moodey ain't no WFP here Sxb dacaska ii maqalsii uureyso yahaye is nacadey Naa soo dhaaf

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

I have similar issue.How does ask another forumer to stop making so many stupid nonsensical threads?

aisha, xishmad malihid, if my wife talks like that to my mother aakhiraan u diri lahaa

[BVSNet]

One day that will be you on the receiving end so only be as harsh as you can handle

[MujahidAishah]

Aduna akhiiro baan ku diiri laha

Only my mum is allowed in my house his mum can piss off