The private English schools in hargeysa

[MujahidAishah]

Walaahi that was the best comedy in the world. Those private schools were a joke sumu is a graduate of it

All they teached was:

Hello what is your name?

my name is Aisha

How are you?

I am fine

What is your nationality ?

I am a somalilander


Have any of you lot been to those private schools??

I know agent use to go to the one next to the geed deeble macmaacanle before he came to the uk

[AGENT447]

Loooool walaahi you are fuking spooky, the way you know me As long as I can remember, it was private English classes. It's called Adlas in Hargeisa and just private in Borama. I now think Adlas was meant to be Atlas! Certain private schools were only for the posh kids who had pple abroad or knew they will one day go to ingriiska like moi dee ahah.

Walaahi al cadiim it didn't go to waste and I was speaking decent English by the time I landed on Heathrow.

On Wednesday it was dialogue, waala is ku tufi jiray. That ree Burco girl comes to mind, everyone had a similar accent.

[MujahidAishah]

Loooool walaahi you are fuking spooky, the way you know me As long as I can remember, it was private English classes. It's called Adlas in Hargeisa and just private in Borama. I now think Adlas was meant to be Atlas! Certain private schools were only for the posh kids who had pple abroad or knew they will one day go to ingriiska like moi dee ahah.

Walaahi al cadiim it didn't go to waste and I was speaking decent English by the time I landed on Heathrow.

On Wednesday it was dialogue, waala is ku tufi jiray. That ree Burco girl comes to mind, everyone had a similar accent.

Inabti I know like the back of my hand Sxb

The speaking was my day that was when I use to be called for back up marka mid dhulka lagu maasaxo. Annu na waxan ku tufi jirey macalinka with some busted down sheedh looking like a Reer miyi ila wagwan macalinka ku bilabi jirey ppl were shocked the yakhii speaking English

[Inaayah]

How can you forget the classic

"how is your situation?"

[theyuusuf143]

I learned all the 12 tenses of English grammar before I completed juZ Camma.

[MujahidAishah]

Loooool walaahi you are fuking spooky, the way you know me As long as I can remember, it was private English classes. It's called Adlas in Hargeisa and just private in Borama. I now think Adlas was meant to be Atlas! Certain private schools were only for the posh kids who had pple abroad or knew they will one day go to ingriiska like moi dee ahah.

Walaahi al cadiim it didn't go to waste and I was speaking decent English by the time I landed on Heathrow.

On Wednesday it was dialogue, waala is ku tufi jiray. That ree Burco girl comes to mind, everyone had a similar accent.

I can see not much has changed since then

[MujahidAishah]

I learned all the 12 tenses of English grammar before I completed juZ Camma.

Yusuf noo sheeg your experiences with private

[MujahidAishah]

How can you forget the classic

"how is your situation?"

They were straight hustlers them teachers smh

[theyuusuf143]

There was three major private Schools in burao. Universal (my school) Nation and and New Nation. My School Universal was the oldest one and we had better reachers compare to the other two schools. At first I was the youngest and the brightest in the school. Thanks to my teacher Ali janaale. In reality I didn't even know what the hell is English before I started learning it. But I had the feeling that its something to do with is xariifis.

[Inaayah]

Aishah- Did you actually have to attend them schools?

I visited Nuradiin private school one day cause our worker use to go there so I went along and what they were teaching was atrocious.

[AGENT447]

Yeh says the girl who use to go to class with a qaraa qaraa qoosh stained shiid Inaabti meesha waa loo sii labisan jiray. Maanta waad fiishtay-naysaa the girls would say. Iyakuna iga wala khatar bay iska so dhigi jireen. Don't tell me you use to pick on the teacher with your crocodile hingriisi mise you were by then, a certified goon from North weezy?

I am surprised that your French accent hasn't had any impact on your anglee. There is no trace of it walahi.


These guys think we are talking about actual schools, the private ones. We are talking about after school English tuition classes, for the sole purpose of learning English!

[MujahidAishah]

Aishah- Did you actually have to attend them schools?

I visited Nuradiin private school one day cause our worker use to go there so I went along and what they were teaching was atrocious.

I was enrolled in June for awhile but I use to bunk off it was a load of bullocks for someone that done thier GCSEs in the U.K. then adeero tried to get me to go to sh bashir I looked at him like

My cousins use to drag me along when they got there ass whooped at speaking

[MujahidAishah]

Agent you do know I came to the uk as a toddler Sxb I was straight goon when I went there.

Annu miskiinad miyi laga keenay baan iska dhigi jirey they would pick me for speaking in the first week because they thought taan wa easy win. Ila madax sida faysal isku qaaban jireen

But walahi they were hook up central tho they would fight over who would walk you home

[Inaayah]

Aishah- Did you actually have to attend them schools?

I visited Nuradiin private school one day cause our worker use to go there so I went along and what they were teaching was atrocious.

I was enrolled in June for awhile but I use to bunk off it was a load of bullocks for someone that done thier GCSEs in the U.K. then adeero tried to get me to go to sh bashir I looked at him like

My cousins use to drag me along when they got there ass whooped at speaking

Sh Bashir in suuqa hoose.

That is school dowlad right? Apparently waa a loda crap cause wax barashdisa waa free.

If I ever went bk home it was only a short stay and I was never enrolled into anything Thank God. Just a Qur'an teacher that would come to the house.

[Inaayah]

Aishah- You should do a "When you first came to Qurbaha" thread for the likes of Yusuf, Sumu, adeero Gegiroor, Skips and others who were old enough to recall funny stories.

I can imagine some of the hilarious tales already