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Alxd ya allaah for creating wet dreams for us

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Maasha allaah. Allah has a way of helping those who are not married and pious. He will get you the most beautiful girl when you need her the most. Walxamdulillaah we get what married people get for free. :clap:
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:damn: :pac: expect to get so much karbaash for this

i wont forget how much stick i got from Agent47 when i hinted i get wetdreams :whew:
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BlueBlood wrote::damn: :pac: expect to get so much karbaash for this

i wont forget how much stick i got from Agent47 when i hinted i get wetdreams :whew:
Wet dream is halal relief for those who are not married. I feel so relieved alxamdulillaah. All those toxic wastes make men sick. I think in aan waalan lahayn without it.
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But the problem is you have to wash all your bed covers the next day even your pillow :meles:
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Walaahi I think my cow's wet nose (maybe even just the left nostril ) has more functioning brain cells than this jaaajuur!
Bal waxan eega saying he that gets wet dreams at the age of 40!!!!

Aaar dhooqo khasaartaay do you even know what a wet dream is ?????
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LoDoon wrote:Walaahi I think my cow's wet nose (maybe even just the left nostril ) has more functioning brain cells than this jaaajuur!
Bal waxan eega saying he that gets wet dreams at the age of 40!!!!

Aaar dhooqo khasaartaay do you even know what a wet dream is ?????
Ofcourse I know what just wet dreams are. Waa marka ninka habeenkii isku dhareero lol
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Akhas, bal wuxu la shir imi eega nacal kusalkan ilaahy xishoodka ka qaadeya.Waar hadaad go'yaashada habeen oo dhan lagalgaltid ood qashinkaaga ku shubtid maxaad anaga nooga sheegaysa ee forumka oo so dhex dhigaysa.

Wis wis weyna. :scusthov:
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Granny, khash khashaada kadhaaf shiekh Sumubaridi's weekly xalaqah..
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GRANNY wrote:Akhas, bal wuxu la shir imi eega nacal kusalkan ilaahy xishoodka ka qaadeya.Waar hadaad go'yaashada habeen oo dhan lagalgaltid ood qashinkaaga ku shubtid maxaad anaga nooga sheegaysa ee forumka oo so dhex dhigaysa.

Wis wis weyna. :scusthov:
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GRANNY wrote:Akhas, bal wuxu la shir imi eega nacal kusalkan ilaahy xishoodka ka qaadeya.Waar hadaad go'yaashada habeen oo dhan lagalgaltid ood qashinkaaga ku shubtid maxaad anaga nooga sheegaysa ee forumka oo so dhex dhigaysa.

Wis wis weyna. :scusthov:
Adiga yaa kuyiri meesha Ragu kusheekaysanaayo kusoo kalah? Naa orod jikada kunoqo.
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Aaar bal dadoow bal neefkan daya
ku faanayah barkimaa i kofsotey oo aan wasey


kan cadkiisa hada eey la cunsiiyo waxaan filaya in lagu jano geli!
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LoDoon wrote:Aaar bal dadoow bal neefkan daya
ku faanayah barkimaa i kofsotey oo aan wasey


kan cadkiisa hada eey la cunsiiyo waxaan filaya in lagu jano geli!
Even Lodoon baa ka yaabey :russ:
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Sumu- Qof wayn ba tahay, isla xishood.
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Inaayah wrote:Sumu- Qof wayn ba tahay, isla xishood.
Aniga miyaa wax xun sheegay? All I said is Alxd allaah dadka single ka ah wuxuu kucaawiyay in ay isku junuudaan. Anyway, I know you don't even understand what wet dream is. Jikada kawaran maanta Maxaa karisay?
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