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This Swahili woman asked me to give her a lift or else...

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She will curse me and put a spell on me to become a retarded farax. Can this Swaxili qumayo do that ?
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U mean u could get more special than this?
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Tuushi wrote:U mean u could get more special than this?
Huuno ha dee if only you be my number 2! :mrgreen:
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Wat do u mean be elaborate by the word swahili?
Was she from Tanzania?
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Django wrote:Wat do u mean be elaborate by the word swahili?
Was she from Tanzania?
She says she is from Zanzibar but her family were iriginal from Barawe Somalia and she happens to speak what sounded to me like xamari Somali.
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:snoop: Did you say Zanzibar?
Oo yaa kubaray taas? Dumarkoodha wa qumayo.
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Niyooy she lives near us and we keep meeting each other in a near by sainsbury's local shop.

Sxb miyeey yaqaanaan falka iyo sixirka zanzibariintu?
Balaayadu ineey i sixirto ayaan ka baqanaayaa
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Tanzania is the capital of Sixir.
Zanzibar iyo Pemba baa ugu daran.
Dont let her into your house nor associate with her.Just greet her and thats it
.Even your wife should not befriend her.
Sawaxiliga wa laiska ilaaliya especially dumarkooda falka wey kudereyan.
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Geedaha ayee guuriyaan :lol:
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LoDoon wrote:She will curse me and put a spell on me to become a retarded farax. Can this Swaxili qumayo do that ?
There is no such thing as a "curse" or a "spell" or "sixir" or "black magic" or "magic"(except for Harry Potter) or "evil eye/cayn/isha".

This are all holdover superstitions from back when we were cavemen. And as the good word in the good book doth sayeth: " When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Time to put away childish things; Rather than worrying about fictional superstition that only children and those with low IQs believe in. Your time would be better spent learning how to code and developing apps, researching the latest discoveries in health and applying it to the benefit of you and your family, or being in the outdoors and enjoying dulka, bad'da iyo cirka Ebbe(SWT).

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Leftist wrote:
LoDoon wrote:She will curse me and put a spell on me to become a retarded farax. Can this Swaxili qumayo do that ?
There is no such thing as a "curse" or a "spell" or "sixir" or "black magic" or "magic"(except for Harry Potter) or "evil eye/cayn/isha".

This are all holdover superstitions from back when we were cavemen. And as the good word in the good book doth sayeth: " When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Time to put away childish things; Rather than worrying about fictional superstition that only children and those with low IQs believe in. Your time would be better spent learning how to code and developing apps, researching the latest discoveries in health and applying it to the benefit of you and your family, or being in the outdoors and enjoying dulka, bad'da iyo cirka Ebbe(SWT).

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So much for Islamic knowledge when you deny the existence of magic!
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And they followed that which was being recited by the devils in the reign of Suleman and Suleman did notdisbelieve, yes; the devils disbelieved. They teach magic to people and that (Magic) which was sent down untothe two angels Harut & Marut in Babel. But both did teach nothing to anyone till they did not say this, "We arenothing but trial", then do not therefore lose your faith. They learnt that from them by which they might causeseparation between man and his wife, and they can not harm anyone, but by the command of Allah. And theylearn that which will harm them, and will not profit. And undoubtedly, they know that one who took this trade,has no share in the hereafter and undoubtedly, what the evil thing is that for which they sold their souls, hadthey known!
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Air, i love you bro for sake of God you remind me of udun/gegigoor, but you wasting your time with this guy.

i stopped once i saw his true colour. he is here for one reason, to look faults on us, muslims, them paint islam on it. i just wish if i could help him with his anger. something deeper than what he trying to sale us.
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Hyperactive wrote:Air, i love you bro for sake of God you remind me of udun/gegigoor, but you wasting your time with this guy.

i stopped once i saw his true colour. he is here for one reason, to look faults on us, muslims, them paint islam on it. i just wish if i could help him with his anger. something deeper than what he trying to sale us.
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الله يجازيك كل خير
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