Why Al Shabab failed in SL--Hawdian theory

[AwRastaale]

Al Shabab failed to gain any influence in SL as we all know and the IC.

Here is my theory why they failed.

Abdi Dahir Mulucle is an al Shabab salesman. One day he was sent to Hargeisa to recruit and mobilize the masses for their cause.

Wuxu yimi faras magaalaha Hargeisa and started; ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

One Hargeisawi got out off his car and shouted; " waryaahe waryaahe wa ninkan iska qalqaliinaaye. Adeer Islamki wu buuxaye orod magaalada ka fadhiiso".

Little bit discouraged, the al Shabab salesman decided to try a different location. And resets himself: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from nowhere and shouts: Adeer Ummah ma waxad ka wada Ummul-khayr? Walee naag aan beri jeclaa aya la odhan jiray.

Shocked the salesman then tries in front of the central Bank: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from behind the bewildered crowd and shouts:

"War dawladda wax ma laga sheegayaa, diin iyo waxan ha nala soo galin, diinta Sheikh Dirir baanu u haysanaa, xukuumadda wax ma laga sheegayaa!!

That's when the salesman bought a ticket to Mogadishu and the rest is history.


The Hawdian factor

[hangool79]

Al Shabab failed to gain any influence in SL as we all know and the IC.

Here is my theory why they failed.

Abdi Dahir Mulucle is an al Shabab salesman. One day he was sent to Hargeisa to recruit and mobilize the masses for their cause.

Wuxu yimi faras magaalaha Hargeisa and started; ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

One Hargeisawi got out off his car and shouted; " waryaahe waryaahe wa ninkan iska qalqaliinaaye. Adeer Islamki wu buuxaye orod magaalada ka fadhiiso".

Little bit discouraged, the al Shabab salesman decided to try a different location. And resets himself: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from nowhere and shouts: Adeer Ummah ma waxad ka wada Ummul-khayr? Walee naag aan beri jeclaa aya la odhan jiray.

Shocked the salesman then tries in front of the central Bank: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from behind the bewildered crowd and shouts:

"War dawladda wax ma laga sheegayaa, diin iyo waxan ha nala soo galin, diinta Sheikh Dirir baanu u haysanaa, xukuumadda wax ma laga sheegayaa!!

That's when the salesman bought a ticket to Mogadishu and the rest is history.


The Hawdian factor

[JSL3000]

Al Shabab failed to gain any influence in SL as we all know and the IC.

Here is my theory why they failed.

Abdi Dahir Mulucle is an al Shabab salesman. One day he was sent to Hargeisa to recruit and mobilize the masses for their cause.

Wuxu yimi faras magaalaha Hargeisa and started; ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

One Hargeisawi got out off his car and shouted; " waryaahe waryaahe wa ninkan iska qalqaliinaaye. Adeer Islamki wu buuxaye orod magaalada ka fadhiiso".

Little bit discouraged, the al Shabab salesman decided to try a different location. And resets himself: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from nowhere and shouts: Adeer Ummah ma waxad ka wada Ummul-khayr? Walee naag aan beri jeclaa aya la odhan jiray.

Shocked the salesman then tries in front of the central Bank: ya Muslimiin ya Ummah walaalayaal bla bla bla.

Another Hargeisawi pops from behind the bewildered crowd and shouts:

"War dawladda wax ma laga sheegayaa, diin iyo waxan ha nala soo galin, diinta Sheikh Dirir baanu u haysanaa, xukuumadda wax ma laga sheegayaa!!

That's when the salesman bought a ticket to Mogadishu and the rest is history.


The Hawdian factor

exactly what happened.

[theyuusuf143]

"War dawladda wax ma laga sheegayaa, diin iyo waxan ha nala soo galin, diinta Sheikh Dirir baanu u haysanaa, xukuumadda wax ma laga sheegayaa!! "

that old man in Hargeisa is funny walaahi, Cabdi malik wuu yaabay.

[AwRastaale]

That was funny. Si xun bu uu galay. Landers in general are so brutal and straight to the point.

[BenevolentGaraad]

I thought this was going to be an insightful thread

What does reer Isaaq say to accussations that SL funds Al-Shabab, because a stable Xamar is bad for Hargeisa?

[Thuganomics]

[Timiro1999]

I thought this was going to be an insightful thread

What does reer Isaaq say to accussations that SL funds Al-Shabab, because a stable Xamar is bad for Hargeisa?

Waa xirfad lagu dheer yahay car wax iska celi.

[SuldaanMaplesyrup]

"War dawladda wax ma laga sheegayaa, diin iyo waxan ha nala soo galin, diinta Sheikh Dirir baanu u haysanaa, xukuumadda wax ma laga sheegayaa!!

[burcaawi14]

I thought this was going to be an insightful thread

What does reer Isaaq say to accussations that SL funds Al-Shabab, because a stable Xamar is bad for Hargeisa?

Whoever says that must think our money is real real real long , so let the rumor spread and increase their cuqdad

[Siciid85]

I thought this was going to be an insightful thread

What does reer Isaaq say to accussations that SL funds Al-Shabab, because a stable Xamar is bad for Hargeisa?

Ask rer Isaaq in OG section. Our name is Rer Sheikh Isxaaq. Get it right.