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Barak Allahu feek love em'


what do u think about this one

http://www.islamicfinder.org/gallery/di ... &pos=-5823

one of my fav

Sis what country is that in. jazakalah

"What is a miracle Vinent?"
"An act of God."
"And what's an act of God?"
"When God makes the impossible possible. But today, I don't think, qualifies."
"Now don't you see Vincent, you're looking at this shit all wrong. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed coke to pepsi, he found my focking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now whether what happened today was an according to Hoyle miracle or not is insignificant. But what is significant, is I felt the touch of God, God got involved."
"But why?"
"Well that's what's focking with, I don't know why. But I can't go back on the street."
"You're serous, you're really thinking about quittin'?"
"The life? Most definately. "
"What you gonna do then?"
"Well that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm just going to deliver this case to Marcellus. Then, basically, I'm just gonna walk the earth."
"Whatch you mean, 'walk the earth'?"
"You know, like Caine in Kung Fu. Walk from place to place, meet people, get in adventures."
"So you decided to become a bum"
"I'll just be Jules Vincent, no more, no less."
"No Jules, you deciced to become a bum. Like those piece of shit who beg for chane in the street. Who eat what I throw away, who sleep in garbage bins. They have a name for that Jules. It's called a bum. And without a job, residence, or legal tender, that's what you're going to be, a focking bum. "
"All shapes and sizes Vincent"
"Don't talk to me like that."
"If my answers frighten you Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions."
"I'm gonna take a shit. Let me ask you something. When did you come up with that idea? While you were sitting there eating that muffin'?
Well yeah. I was sitting here, eating my muffin and replaying the incident in my mind, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."
"To be continued."

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jazakallahu khairan bro. good looooooooooong read.



this part was

"5. The liar will have the flesh of his cheeks torn to the back of his head

It was narrated that Samurah ibn Jundub (may Allah have mercy on him) said: “The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) often used to say to his companions, ‘Has anyone among you seen a dream?’ Then whoever Allah willed would tell of his dream. One day he said to us, ‘Two (angels) came to me last night and woke me up, then they said to me, ‘Let’s go!’… so we set out and came to a man who was lying flat on his back and another man standing over his head with an

iron hook, and behold, he would put the hook in one side of the man's mouth and tear off that side of his face to the back (of the neck) and similarly tear his nose from front to back and his eye from front to back. Then he turned to the other side of the man's face and did just as he had done with the other side. Hardly had he completed this side when the first side was restored to its normal state. Then he went back and did that all over again. I said to my two companions, 'Subhaan Allah! Who are these two persons?' They said to me, ‘Move on, move on!' (Then he said, describing how the two angels explained the things that he had seen): ‘As for the man you came across, the sides of whose mouth, nostrils and eyes were being torn off from front to back, he is the symbol of the man who goes out of his house in the morning and tells so many lies that it spreads all over the world.’”

(Narrated by al-Bukhari, 5745)

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