Fly or fail? That is the question.

[Lamagoodle]

From Xusul baruur fetish to dheylo syndrome.

Subject; middle aged Faarax with maal and maskax.

Previous history; adorations for Xusul baruur nimcatul fahuuq. Motto; if she has the kub, can throw the suuro, the laafyo and is loaded with nimca and experience she is fine. If she wears the uunsi, the dirac and calls you huuno, what is the problem? Maxaa ka fiican! Waa nimco Allah. Allah nimcadiisa lama diido. Ninkii diido is not only dabaal but also a gaal.

Dheeylo’s were ok but only for a quickie (before rushing to weird thoughts, it never passes past the “sheeko xariir” stage. I madadaali, daali, I maaweeli, weeli kind of ciyaal xaafada xarftaantan kind of thing.

From kuwa nabigu u duceeyey to kuwa waalidkooka inkaarey.

No, no. It is not about the gashaanto in the country; not even foodleys in Somali cities. That game is a quick one; quench desire and call it a night.

From the dirac wearing, uunsi smelling, huumo kind of to surwaal jeans, kabbo isboorti

Difficult transition .

Recently; as both brain and pocket grow, even dheeylos want to tap into the dough. No longer adeer but aboowe is a common designation.

How do you distinguish genuine love from maal/magac love? Gold diggers from genuine seekers of love?


Rationality calls for a win-win situation but the Faarx will probably not have the last laugh.

New times new perspectives; old days "naag been baa lagu soo xero geliyaa runna waa lagu dhaqaa". Today, nin lacag leh aboowe macaan ayaa lagu soo xero geliyaa beena waa lagu dhaqaa.

The paradox of plenty; Maal iyo Maskax. You become very skeptical. You run away from your shadow. Yet something (inner thoughts) tells you this might be it. Don't be the fool who does not hit when luck knocks.

[HooBariiska]

sheekadanu waa full of contradictions laakin if i understand correctly your question is maal vs masqax?? ofcourse masqax any day of the week

[Lamagoodle]

sheekadanu waa full of contradictions laakin if i understand correctly your question is maal vs masqax?? ofcourse masqax any day of the week

No contradictions Hoobariska. No, no, it is not a trade-off of Maal and Maskax.

It is about the paradox of plenty; the perils of having both maskax and maal.

[Bella18]

How do you distinguish genuine love from maal/magac love? Gold diggers from genuine seekers of love?

If the maintenance is too high and you're getting nothing in return, better believe your jeeb is being abused.
Qofka dheef iyo khasaaro kula qeybsanaayo wax ka wanaagsan malaha.

Teeda kale isbedelkan waa maxay gacalka? from xusul baruur to dheylo?

[zidane88]

Low-budget maintenance with high quality life style is the answer. @low-maintenance suxul-baruur.

[Inaayah]

I always see you using this word xusul baruur.

Xusul=Elbow Baruur= fat. There usually is no fat on the xusul markaa what are you on about Lama?

Secondly, explain dheylo too please.

Anywho as for the question, how to figure out if a woman likes you for you, or more so your pocket. Qofka quluubtiisa waxa ku jira ma arki kartid but you can tell a lot of from their actions. I also believe if you're daacad yourself, waxba kaama xumaadan. Qofka khaayinimo wada Ilaahey ba khashifa and nothing works out for them.

[bareento]

Greetings Mujaahid Lama!

I read with the greatest interest the surgical analysis u make on the love_doons of your society.
I am curious that u never talked abous the houris who doesnot speak somali.
Lastly when I was in London, I met this beautiful typically somali women (imagine Ayan Hirsi in her younger years)..a classical somali beauty:
black, tall, high chins, that tempting arrogant look and of course all the good stuffs that courtesy forbids me to mention here.

But all the charm disappeared and evaporated the moment she started talkin with that ugly terrible english accent ...I felt like i am talking to the queen.

How do u cope with this problem Ô you who are the pole of the love_doons.

B.

[Lamagoodle]

How do you distinguish genuine love from maal/magac love? Gold diggers from genuine seekers of love?

If the maintenance is too high and you're getting nothing in return, better believe your jeeb is being abused.
Qofka dheef iyo khasaaro kula qeybsanaayo wax ka wanaagsan malaha.

Teeda kale isbedelkan waa maxay gacalka? from xusul baruur to dheylo?

Cosob saan islahaa ceeba iga raacdey. Difficult to maintain. Horta qalanjo waxaan ku weeydiyey dheeylada ma "shoe fetish" ayaay leeyihiin? Kabaha isboortiga oo cad cad maxaay u jecelyihiin? Waxaaba kaaga daran waxaay doonayaa in aduunku dhan ku arko; waa xayeeysis socda. Waa fudeed socoda. Waa taar socodo. Waxaa kaaga daran waxaay moodaan in sheekadu tahay sheeko "novel" "filim" hindi ah. I love you, darling, sweetheart iwm ayaay kugu cabayaan, si aay jeebkaaga u dhacaan.

Xusul baruurtu waa biidho-biidho. Waa qun yar socod. Waa rag aqaan. Walee waa naag. "Laaf, dhaaling, Iswiid haart" -tooda waa mid daacad ah.

Tabal caaro ayaay iska qaataan oo ma qarash badno; huuno markaay kugu daraan (waa bonus), aboowe iskaba daa, dhiiga ayaa kugu kacaayo, oo samadda ayaad mareeysaa . Waa la is af yaqaanaa .

Towba.

[Lamagoodle]

Low-budget maintenance with high quality life style is the answer. @low-maintenance suxul-baruur.

True Zidane. And they are plenty. Waxaan islahaa bal dhinaca kale ka wardoon laakin waxaan ogaadey xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq wax gaari karo ma laha.

[Lamagoodle]

I always see you using this word xusul baruur.

Xusul=Elbow Baruur= fat. There usually is no fat on the xusul markaa what are you on about Lama?

Secondly, explain dheylo too please.

Anywho as for the question, how to figure out if a woman likes you for you, or more so your pocket. Qofka quluubtiisa waxa ku jira ma arki kartid but you can tell a lot of from their actions. I also believe if you're daacad yourself, waxba kaama xumaadan. Qofka khaayinimo wada Ilaahey ba khashifa and nothing works out for them.

Xusul baruur = fat elbow. Generally, but not always.

Dheylo = young.

It is not about "liking" someone. It is the paradox of plenty. When you have the dough and mind, you become a magnet for all xaawaleeys.

There are some "dheeylos" that need qaraabo kiil. Waa kuwa iyagoo yar yar is dado. Teendhada socoto. Waxbaa hoostooda ku aasan, laakin ma xumo. Waxaay doonayaa nin ka doceeysto; if you are like me, they will think inaay ajar iyo axsanaad ka helayaan. Their janno is in my jeebka

[Lamagoodle]

Greetings Mujaahid Lama!

I read with the greatest interest the surgical analysis u make on the love_doons of your society.
I am curious that u never talked abous the houris who doesnot speak somali.
Lastly when I was in London, I met this beautiful typically somali women (imagine Ayan Hirsi in her younger years)..a classical somali beauty:
black, tall, high chins, that tempting arrogant look and of course all the good stuffs that courtesy forbids me to mention here.

But all the charm disappeared and evaporated the moment she started talkin with that ugly terrible english accent ...I felt like i am talking to the queen.

How do u cope with this problem Ô you who are the pole of the love_doons.

B.

Your story reminds me of when I was in Brixton, London, years back. It was the hub of Ethiopians . I dated one or two of these gems but I never made an eagle. Every time, I was about to make one, I was reminded of the somali notion of injirleey Surely, they were easy to maintain and I found out that the "somali" in me was premium brand for these women.

[lifeisbloodyhard]

Brixton. <3

I think if you drive a Ford Fiesta and she says 'you're so smart' that means she's with you because of your maskax. Joking. What Inaayah said. You can't see what it is in her heart. You can tell by her actions and what she says. Also, see the best in people unless they prove you otherwise so think that's she's with you for the right reasons. I hope that makes sense.

Some f-king complicated Somali on here though. I can see how basic my Somali is now.

[zidane88]

Low-budget maintenance with high quality life style is the answer. @low-maintenance suxul-baruur.

True Zidane. And they are plenty. Waxaan islahaa bal dhinaca kale ka wardoon laakin waxaan ogaadey xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq wax gaari karo ma laha.

Lama, other side is for hit and run only, can't be long term for odayaal like us.

[Timiro1999]

From Xusul baruur fetish to dheylo syndrome.

Subject; middle aged Faarax with maal and maskax.

Previous history; adorations for Xusul baruur nimcatul fahuuq. Motto; if she has the kub, can throw the suuro, the laafyo and is loaded with nimca and experience she is fine. If she wears the uunsi, the dirac and calls you huuno, what is the problem? Maxaa ka fiican! Waa nimco Allah. Allah nimcadiisa lama diido. Ninkii diido is not only dabaal but also a gaal.

Dheeylo’s were ok but only for a quickie (before rushing to weird thoughts, it never passes past the “sheeko xariir” stage. I madadaali, daali, I maaweeli, weeli kind of ciyaal xaafada xarftaantan kind of thing.

From kuwa nabigu u duceeyey to kuwa waalidkooka inkaarey.

No, no. It is not about the gashaanto in the country; not even foodleys in Somali cities. That game is a quick one; quench desire and call it a night.

From the dirac wearing, uunsi smelling, huumo kind of to surwaal jeans, kabbo isboorti

Difficult transition .

Recently; as both brain and pocket grow, even dheeylos want to tap into the dough. No longer adeer but aboowe is a common designation.

How do you distinguish genuine love from maal/magac love? Gold diggers from genuine seekers of love?


Rationality calls for a win-win situation but the Faarx will probably not have the last laugh.

New times new perspectives; old days "naag been baa lagu soo xero geliyaa runna waa lagu dhaqaa". Today, nin lacag leh aboowe macaan ayaa lagu soo xero geliyaa beena waa lagu dhaqaa.

The paradox of plenty; Maal iyo Maskax. You become very skeptical. You run away from your shadow. Yet something (inner thoughts) tells you this might be it. Don't be the fool who does not hit when luck knocks.

Lamagoodlow arintu way iska cadahay, yaryar ka iska dhaaf waad iska fahmi kartaa marka adeero lagaa daayay oo aboowe laguugu yeedhay.
Waxa la yidhi dadku siduu isu qabanayo halaysugu xidho markaa xusul-baruurtaas ayaa ku fahmaysa oo "rag aqoon" ahe halkaa talada ka bilow.
Xusul-baruurtu weligeed waa oday kugu odhan mayso, indhaheda wiil dhalinyaro ah baad u tahay.
Dhayladu dhawr sano ka dib odaygii bay kuugu yeedhi, teeda kale iyadoo asxabteda la hadlaysa oo adiga kaa hadlaysa ma fahmaysid afgaal iyo afislam midkay ku hadlayso.
Sheekadu waxay ku biyo shubatay shimbirba shimbirkiisuu la duulaa.

[Bella18]

Cosob saan islahaa ceeba iga raacdey. Difficult to maintain. Horta qalanjo waxaan ku weeydiyey dheeylada ma "shoe fetish" ayaay leeyihiin? Kabaha isboortiga oo cad cad maxaay u jecelyihiin? Waxaaba kaaga daran waxaay doonayaa in aduunku dhan ku arko; waa xayeeysis socda. Waa fudeed socoda. Waa taar socodo. Waxaa kaaga daran waxaay moodaan in sheekadu tahay sheeko "novel" "filim" hindi ah. I love you, darling, sweetheart iwm ayaay kugu cabayaan, si aay jeebkaaga u dhacaan.

Xusul baruurtu waa biidho-biidho. Waa qun yar socod. Waa rag aqaan. Walee waa naag. "Laaf, dhaaling, Iswiid haart" -tooda waa mid daacad ah.

Tabal caaro ayaay iska qaataan oo ma qarash badno; huuno markaay kugu daraan (waa bonus), aboowe iskaba daa, dhiiga ayaa kugu kacaayo, oo samadda ayaad mareeysaa . Waa la is af yaqaanaa .

Towba.

Gacalka, wixi cusub caalamka jecel maa maqlin miyaa? Kolay haddad indhaha uroontahay naftana waad uu roontahay.
Dheylo oo idil sidaad ku sheegtay maaha, meelaha aay ku soo barbaareen iyo asxaabtooda la eega. Waxaa ka mid ah kuwaa isleh heblaayo iska tiiri oo gabalka ku dhaca; doqoneeey doqon.

Aan kashkayga iyo laabtiyo
Qalbiga ka tabayo
Naftan ku muuhatay
Kaama maarmi karaysee
Kaftanka maa isla wadnaa?

Xusul baruur shaqo badan uma baahna, adoon is dhibin ba intaas ku filan. Wareer haa ku daayo!