DOB: 01-01-???? Allahu aclam
POB: unknown, possibly Under a giant tree
Timiro was the oldest in the family. When she turned 4, her mom told her you are responsible for the small animals, like waharo etc. Little Timiro was fearless, even as a 4 year old she had no problem fending off hyenas and protecting the little animals.
Fast forward to 1993 the habro habro wars. Timiro lived in west Burco at the time. Burco market was notorious for female gang wars. Every female in the town carried a budh/kal under her arm. One minute everything looks peaceful the next minute the budh/kal fights will erupt, all you could hear was qaw, dhash, followed by war yaa reer habar hebel aheey, sometimes East burco wins, sometimes west burco, this was a daily occurrence.
Timiro developed very advanced fighting skills in her early childhood, due the fact that she used to wrestle with Hyenas. She was respected by her west burco female gang members, she was famous in the town, people used to call her Timiro Budhweyn. Every time she stepped out of her house 10 female gang members with budhadh were there. West Burco never lost a budh fight in which Timiro was present. Timiro invented the Abu Cumar, she used to wear her husband's kakhi pants whenever she went to the market just to be ready for the Budh fight.
In 1997 a peace agreement was reached in Burco. But Timiro refused to sign it, as the Female warlord of west burco, she continued to lead her female soldiers into battle, wreaking havoc in the market, until another peace conference was called for the xawaleys.
The treaty of gelinba gelin was signed. West Burco women can do their shopping in the morning and east burco can do in the afternoon.
The treaty had a deadly effect on many innocent victims. Those were mainly visitors from the diaspora.
One unfortunate victim was beaten real bad by Timiro and her gang. Her name is YumyMummy, She was visiting from the middle east (ciyal casiir) She was warned about going to the market at the wrong time, but ignored the warnings, She thought, how would they know who I am, it is not like i have my qabiil written on my forehead. Little does she know Timiro run a cartel like organization and received hourly updates on who came into town, their family, where they came from and most importantly if they were an enemy qabiil.
Yumymummy sneaked out of the house and went to the market. As she entered the market listening to some arab song, the market came to a standstill. Timiro pulled out her Budh/kal under her armpit and walked toward Yummymumy. Unaware of what is unfolding infront of her Yummy was singing along and repeating this word Xabiibi Xabiibi. At this point Timiro was livid and aksed Naa yaad Xabiibo ugu yeereysaa Saaqidad yahay Basasha Kasoo dheregtay. Timiro believes anyone who lives carabaha eats nothing but Onion. Timiro and her gang descended on Yummy and left her for dead, but she survived.
Years past Timiro left Burco and moved to the UK. She didn't know anybody, she started asking every Somali she met, Waryee waar xagey iidoorku galaan, elderly man told her, Naayaa naa orodoo East London tag. She still carries her Budh and almost lost her cool and smashed the old guy's, then she thought waa dhul gaal yaan lagu xirin.
Timiro went to East London, little did she know, it is a habar jeclo stronghold
She arrived Habar Jeclo High Road little after 1PM. YumyMummy was grocery shopping, as she stepped out of the store, she found herself right in front of Timiro. Yummy dropped her grocery, she was frozen, she started having flashbacks of that faithful day. Afkiba juuqda gabay for a few seconds. Then Yummy screamed TIMIRO BUDHWEYN, ALA WAA TIMIRO BUDHWEYN. The whole Habar Jeclo High Road came to a standstill. Then every HJ female rushed towards Timiro, but before they reached her YumyMummy ripped her cabaya like Hulk Hogan rips his t-shirt revealing pink abuu cumar and a tight t-shirt with the words Girl Power written on it, Yummy used a technique called Twi-myo Dwi Chagi aka Flying Back Kick. Before you know it Timiro was on the floor out cold. Every HJ woman in east London was on top of her.
Oday Lejustier was in the middle of his daily FKD nearby, cursing IOG and his treatment of Siilaanyo on one hand, and at the same time cursing the house of Saud and President Erdogan, while praising Putin, Pashar and the Ayatullahs. He heard the commotion, when he got closer he saw the HJ crew beating up a woman. As an Oday he jumped in to stop the fight and saved Timiro's life. Someone called the Police and when they arrived they saw Oday Lejustier using his bakoorad to beat the HJ females back. Police thought he was a threat and put Oday Lejustier on a choke hold and threw him in the van. Yusuf xeyraan who just finished a chewing marathon saw Odey Lejustier in a Police van, he asked him why is he in the van. Odey Lejustier said Mooji, I was trying to stop islamo fighting. Yusuf said Adeer do you know they were beating up Timiro Budhweyn. Waar ma Illah baa kugu og. If I knew anigaaba garaaci lahaa Timro Budhweyn. Caku I am going to jail for Timiro said the old man.
PS There is an old saying If a woman says I am Burco, check her forehead. If she doesn't have minimum of 5 Daqar, She is definitely lying :lol
