I told a girl the whole truth about me

[Sumubaridi]

So a friend and his wife introduce this girl to me . I went to see her last night and she was so beautiful. She ask me to tell her about me and I told her everything about me. Like everything. I am 38, am divorced , I am a student now taking only 1 class coz am broke, couldn't get kids out of marriage , bla bla bla. When we were done, I told her to think about it and call me if she wants to move forward with shukaansi. do you think she will call after dumbing the whole truth on her in one night?

[kanadiid90]

im sorry but i think you are suffering from chronic bitch dependency

A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

[Advo]

Did u tell her about jooradiga dhulka yaala after her wedding night?

[MujahidAishah]

Did you tell her I have a furaash and a low sperm count with $250 in my bank account

[BlueBlood]

Did u tell her that u were once raped?

[MujahidAishah]

Did you tell her you're a sheegto

[Cherine]

@ the replies.

Trolling the troll

[Susu000]

Did you tell her the only thing you where going to give her family is baquliyaal and bakeeriyaal shaah lagu cabo?

[FarhanYare]

Aisha si fican baad utaqaan Sumu.

Sumu,
Did you ask her about her age? She has to be 22 or below

[FarhanYare]

Did you tell her the only thing you where going to give her family is baquliyaal and bakeeriyaal shaah lagu cabo?

r.i.p Sumu

[Timiro1999]

Alla somalidu xumaa, bal ninkan waxay ku leeyahiin eega
Somalidu wax kasta cay ayay ka soo saaran.
Gabadhu waa suurto gal inay kula soo hadasho ama kula soo hadli weydo allaahu yaclam.
Waxaanay ku xidhan tahay gabadha da'deeda hadii ay tahay under 24 kii aad ka heli jirtay iyo inay tahay mid ku leeg ama kugu dhaw.

[Sumubaridi]

Well, waxaan kudhahay I only enroll in one class because I cannot afford. That should tell her in Furaash sugaayo. Her mom is not here so I will save my money for bakeriyaal. Haa she not older than 24. If she calls, I will tell her I just came from Africa and I am broke and also I am saving the $1500 for the fall tuition. She lives with her relatives so I guess her Furaash is better than being dulsaar. Will give her till next Monday hadii ay soo hadli weyn will delete her number

[Hyperactive]

lol sumu. I am sure you will get good wife when you are ready.

ps; how come you do not pass 38? since last year you keep saying you were 38 going to 40!

[Susu000]

lol sumu. I am sure you will get good wife when you are ready.

ps; how come you do not pass 38? since last year you keep saying you were 38 going to 40!

Yes Sumu, did you tell her that you never go beyond 38 years ?

[Susu000]

Oh I forgot, did you tell her she has to be supportive when your family in Kenya asks for an iPhone 5 and you have to say no?