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my two year plan to get married to a british xalimo

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Monthly income.. (£850)
Rental Expense.. £170
Council tax....... £30
Utility Bills....... £100
phone............. £15
Travel.............. £80
Food............... £150
Other Expense.... £100

Total................ £645

Montly fixed expense Income (£205)



After 24 months I will have £4920.

I will spend 600 on a car (no girl is going to marry a guy who takes public transport) and 3000 on meher.

Leaving me with 1320 for small wedding.

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Sorry rejected take your broke ass home

850 a month :russ:
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Thought it was Sumu when I saw the title.
Your being kind of Sumubaridic right now...
Just sayin..
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOW I GET IT. Hahahaha you did it perfectly
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Susu000 wrote:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOW I GET IT. Hahahaha you did it perfectly
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I doubt you'll have any gold digger problems. But if you do happen to be rich and you're worried about it then just pretend to make average money or look like you live an average lifestyle. I'm not saying pretend to be broke because no one likes a broke ass, but just act like you only have a decent income but nothing spectacular :myman:
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You also have to buy a suit, don't forget the suit
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Make sure she hasn't been with a "revert" before you walk down the aisle.
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DANGIRL wrote:Make sure she hasn't been with a "revert" before you walk down the aisle.
She doesn't need to be a virgin, we're good as long as she doesn't mention "ex's". How's your search for a british husband going.
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thehappyone wrote:
DANGIRL wrote:Make sure she hasn't been with a "revert" before you walk down the aisle.
She doesn't need to be a virgin, we're good as long as she doesn't mention "ex's". How's your search for a british husband going.

:lol:

Most xalimos in the UK are damaged good. If I were you, I would steer clear and look elsewhere.
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The UK is a hot mess. Glad I don't live in that dump. :pacspit:
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Just go back home and get married, there is no point in marrying western Xaliimo.
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DANGIRL wrote:Make sure she hasn't been with a "revert" before you walk down the aisle.
What she said.
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MujahidAishah wrote:Sorry rejected take your broke ass home

850 a month :russ:
People wit shitty jobs are gettin nearly double that looool


Tho i suggest you think carefully bout what woman u pick. U could end up her lil lapdog. All u hear is 'holland aa lugu celina yaah'. Take my advice sxb.
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Post by EvolSyawla »

Wait wait. Did you just say 150/month on food lol


Good luck. :usure: :usure:
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