I AM IN LOVE for the first time in my life

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:54 am

I never thought I would be inlove but it happened.... women were just a toy to me... when I wanna play I was getting a woman to play with..... but I recently have met the most beautiful Chinese woman I have ever set eyes and it was the love on the first sight... she is so cute but there is one problem.. my parent would not like me going out with a chinese.. they think she will poisen me or something....how can you confince a somali parent that this is the true love?.. can someone help me here

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:55 am

What did you say?

Is her name Young Ho?

Laughing

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:10 pm

Homer,

was it the nipples? Man asian women have the most exquisite nipples I've ever seen. All of them. They don't need to be excited too, they're simply erect 24/7.

Homer Simpso · Post by **Homer Simpso** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:18 pm

hahahahahhah that is it man.. the nipples hhaha that is what got me hooked?

Quruxley · Post by **Quruxley** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:23 pm

Your parents are lying to you.

Iney ku poisongareyso aint it.I dont think mustard yellow grandkids with slanted eyes,an afro will pass off as the real deal you know?Tryna loot capital cities whilst riding donkeys ma'aha?

Just a thought.... Laughing

Aristocrat-1 · Post by **Aristocrat-1** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:44 pm

Lol Hannah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

She is probably called Fat Yun Ho, Sister of Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu. Confused

Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Anyway More beautiful Somali sisters for the rest of Us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Very Happy

Post by **The-Screw** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:47 pm

your parents don't have to know about it, be slick. give her a somali name in your phone book. been there, done that, holla at me if you want more tips.

suga_n_spice · Post by **suga_n_spice** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm

BALOO

it's ok homer. they'll understand. just tell it to them the same way u told them u didn't want to become a doctor. it's all the same Laughing

suga_n_spice · Post by **suga_n_spice** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm

BALOO

it's ok homer. they'll understand. just tell it to them the same way u told them u didn't want to become a doctor. it's all the same Laughing

Post by **The-Screw** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:51 pm

no, i think he wanted to be a computer scientist. Smile

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:31 pm

"She is probably called Fat Yun Ho, Sister of Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu"

Laughing

Aristo..I use to go to school with this chinees kid, i forgot what his name was but we use to make fun of him because it sounded like Ping-Pong....that's what everyone called him too...Lol

Miskiin Sad

Post by **Basra-** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:35 pm

Chineeese??? Homer + a Chineese?

Cadubillahi! I dread the mixture. Little abgaal withs chineese eyes??? How are they going to protect themselves from habar gidirs being vision impaired on the side ways?? Maaskiin.... Rolling Eyes

Aristocrat-1 · Post by **Aristocrat-1** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:53 pm

[quote="*HannaH*"]"She is probably called Fat Yun Ho, Sister of Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu"

Laughing

Aristo..I use to go to school with this chinees kid, i forgot what his name was but we use to make fun of him because it sounded like Ping-Pong....that's what everyone called him too...Lol

Miskiin Sad

[/quote]

Ping-Pong Laughing

Xyaad · Post by **Xyaad** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:11 pm

aaawww somalis and chinese what a combination i bet your children are going to be cuteeeee, just hope they don't inherit the round face! Laughing

intellex · Post by **intellex** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:22 pm

Yo

Can I talk to you for a minte

Look

All I did was look

Why trippin'

Look

Check this

Baby

Look i'm tired of tryin'

To convince you that I ain't caught up lyin'

When she walk past me I looked

So what

Big deal

I don't understand how that could make you feel

That my love ain't for real

Everday I thank the lord above that your with me(your with me)

Tell me why would I throw that away(why would I throw that away)

What can I do to prove that this is where I wanna be(yea)

So I may look occasionally

Your the only one I need

If I wanted

(That girl)

Then I would be with

(That girl)

But that one ain't for me

She's fine as hell but she'll always be

(That girl)

Nothin' more then

(That girl, no matter what she do she don't compare to you)

What chu yellin for

(Why you screamin')

Girl you act as if you just caught me cheatin'

When you look at other men and don't act like you don't

I don't trip because I know that I'm the guy that come to every night

Everyday I thank the lord above that your with me(your with me)

Tell me why would I throw that away(why would I throw that away)

What can I do to prove that this is where I wanna be

So I may look occasionally

Your the only one I need

If I wanted

(That girl)

Then I would be with

(That girl

But that one ain't for me

She's fine as hell but she'll always be

(That girl)

Nothin' more then

(That girl, no matter what she do she do she don't compare to you)

IKnow

I need you

Right here with me

Oh I

Know I

Need you

No other girl would do

Cause I

Need you

Right here with me

Oh I.......Need you

Whoooooa

[Then I would be with
(
That girl)

But that one ain't for me

She's fine as hell but she'll always be

(That girl)

Nothin more then

No matter what she do she don't compare to you

If I wanted that girl

Then I would be with that girl

But that one ain't for me

She's fine as hell but she'll always be

That girl

Nothin' more the girl

No matter what she do

She just can't be you

Baby