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I AM IN LOVE for the first time in my life
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:54 am
by Homer Simpso
I never thought I would be inlove but it happened.... women were just a toy to me... when I wanna play I was getting a woman to play with..... but I recently have met the most beautiful Chinese woman I have ever set eyes and it was the love on the first sight... she is so cute but there is one problem.. my parent would not like me going out with a chinese.. they think she will poisen me or something....how can you confince a somali parent that this is the true love?.. can someone help me here
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:55 am
by *HannaH*
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:10 pm
by dhuusa_deer
Homer,
was it the nipples? Man asian women have the most exquisite nipples I've ever seen. All of them. They don't need to be excited too, they're simply erect 24/7.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:18 pm
by Homer Simpso
hahahahahhah that is it man.. the nipples hhaha that is what got me hooked?
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:23 pm
by Quruxley
Your parents are lying to you.
Iney ku poisongareyso aint it.I dont think mustard yellow grandkids with slanted eyes,an afro will pass off as the real deal you know?Tryna loot capital cities whilst riding donkeys ma'aha?
Just a thought....
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:44 pm
by Aristocrat-1
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:47 pm
by The-Screw
your parents don't have to know about it, be slick. give her a somali name in your phone book. been there, done that, holla at me if you want more tips.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm
by suga_n_spice
BALOO
it's ok homer. they'll understand. just tell it to them the same way u told them u didn't want to become a doctor. it's all the same
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:50 pm
by suga_n_spice
BALOO
it's ok homer. they'll understand. just tell it to them the same way u told them u didn't want to become a doctor. it's all the same
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:51 pm
by The-Screw
no, i think he wanted to be a computer scientist.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:31 pm
by *HannaH*
"She is probably called Fat Yun Ho, Sister of Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu"
Aristo..I use to go to school with this chinees kid, i forgot what his name was but we use to make fun of him because it sounded like Ping-Pong....that's what everyone called him too...Lol
Miskiin
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:35 pm
by Basra-
Chineeese??? Homer + a Chineese?
Cadubillahi! I dread the mixture. Little abgaal withs chineese eyes??? How are they going to protect themselves from habar gidirs being vision impaired on the side ways?? Maaskiin....
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:53 pm
by Aristocrat-1
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:11 pm
by Xyaad
aaawww somalis and chinese what a combination i bet your children are going to be cuteeeee, just hope they don't inherit the round face!
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:22 pm
by intellex
Yo
Can I talk to you for a minte
Look
All I did was look
Why trippin'
Look
Check this
Baby
Look i'm tired of tryin'
To convince you that I ain't caught up lyin'
When she walk past me I looked
So what
Big deal
I don't understand how that could make you feel
That my love ain't for real
Everday I thank the lord above that your with me(your with me)
Tell me why would I throw that away(why would I throw that away)
What can I do to prove that this is where I wanna be(yea)
So I may look occasionally
Your the only one I need
If I wanted
(That girl)
Then I would be with
(That girl)
But that one ain't for me
She's fine as hell but she'll always be
(That girl)
Nothin' more then
(That girl, no matter what she do she don't compare to you)
What chu yellin for
(Why you screamin')
Girl you act as if you just caught me cheatin'
When you look at other men and don't act like you don't
I don't trip because I know that I'm the guy that come to every night
Everyday I thank the lord above that your with me(your with me)
Tell me why would I throw that away(why would I throw that away)
What can I do to prove that this is where I wanna be
So I may look occasionally
Your the only one I need
If I wanted
(That girl)
Then I would be with
(That girl
But that one ain't for me
She's fine as hell but she'll always be
(That girl)
Nothin' more then
(That girl, no matter what she do she do she don't compare to you)
IKnow
I need you
Right here with me
Oh I
Know I
Need you
No other girl would do
Cause I
Need you
Right here with me
Oh I.......Need you
Whoooooa
[Then I would be with
(
That girl)
But that one ain't for me
She's fine as hell but she'll always be
(That girl)
Nothin more then
No matter what she do she don't compare to you
If I wanted that girl
Then I would be with that girl
But that one ain't for me
She's fine as hell but she'll always be
That girl
Nothin' more the girl
No matter what she do
She just can't be you
Baby
