Bloody Geel-magaalo aka Children of Geeljirees and Their Assumptions...!!!

[TheLoFather]

Horta don't it piss you off when maryooley assume things about you and without making the slightest bit of effort to find things out.
I mean just today we were invited to one my islaanta's relatives home for shaah and when there and gotten comfortable couple of ladies joined us in the living room. After sometime and many of your typical pointless conversations had passed, these women who happened to be islaanta' aunties, assumed that I was her brother (ilaahey uunba garan why!) and asked me many questions about their bloody family and went I told them that I don't know and never heard of them they turned to the wife asked "naa heblaayo inankan reerka cidba kama ya qaan ee muuna walaalkaa aheeyn?...
if I wasn't a fuley I could have been arrested for GBH!