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Old Faaraxs and Friday nights LOL

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It was Friday night, my friend and I were playing FIFA at his basement. All of sudden we heard a commotion and his old man was screaming. Few minutes later his mom came in running down to the basement, obviously she didn't know I was there cuz she was wearing just dirac. her hair was showing and messed up. She quickly stepped out when she saw me, my friend went outside to talk to her. He came back and told me I gotta bounce. I assumed the old man beat up his mom, my assumption was somewhat correct, but a different kind of beating was taking place until things went south :lol:

I was in my car in the parking lot when an ambulance pulled up, I was curious so i waited a little to see what happens. Few minutes later paramedics were rolling out my frnds dad, he was covered in one of those white blankets and I could see something like qori sticking out under the blanket :lol: and the old man was in too much pain and still screaming.

My friend and his mom saw I was still around, they both gave me this look :demonic: they whispered to each other then my nigga walked over and said I told you to leave why you still here. This is very sensitive time for my mom, I was like :whoe: the paramedics blocked me in. I asked him what the hell happened, he was like my dad had a reaction to a medication he took. I pulled a poker face, but i was dying i side with LOL i started to drive away and let it out :russ:

Old Faraxs like LJ AW and LG careful
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i was having .... with one of my girlfriends when the other girlfriend caught us.what to do
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inad afkaga iska hirtay aheyd. no joy out of people's embarrassment moments. ino Allah eebtada asturo.
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Hyperactive wrote:inad afkaga iska hirtay aheyd. no joy out of people's embarrassment moments. ino Allah eebtada ad=sturo.
The story wqs edited to protect the identity of all involved.
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A week later i run into the lady. I was like :dwill:

She was like :MJ:

Now i am confused.
@Tuushi @ salool @yummy what does her reaction mean. I am just innocent 23yrs old i Don't know how to interpret that. Btw i am not saying you are old af :whoa:

When i run into the old man his reaction was :ufdup:
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blood wrote:i was having .... with one of my girlfriends when the other girlfriend caught us.what to do


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Hagwire .. adeer, I was of age when Viagra was released. It was a minidistaster. My girlfriend at the time worked at a hospital as a Nurse when this dude, white guy in his 70s rolls into the ER complaining of a delicate problem. It was summer and the dude wore a trench coat. Apparently his askari went rogue and refused to break salute. He refused to talk to any of the female staff and insisted on seeing a male physcian. The problem got 'resolved'

Then there was the time, I chewed some Harari khat for a few hours with some friends at a residence of a collegue in Badda cas. It was all well and good until these females showed up. My friend was the sugar daddy of one of the chicks and she brought her friends along. It was all cool until I saw the twin peaks.

It set off a chain reaction.

I noticed that I had a virtual mutiny in the Galkacyo 5th brigade lead by General Ileey & the Lts. Mataanaha. A mobilization campaign was underway. I am sitting there and wondering how i was going to restrain this. Fortunately, I started to think of depressing shid to quell the offensive.

Luckily, it worked. From that day on, I stopped chewing Harari and never graze with women.

Anyway, my only advice is to enjoy the unlimited gantaals as you are young and a mooryaan. The game changes when you get older and a professional soldier where there is more precision and a cock-up can land you in the Hague on charges.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Hagwire .. adeer, I was of age when Viagra was released. It was a minidistaster. My girlfriend at the time worked at a hospital as a Nurse when this dude, white guy in his 70s rolls into the ER complaining of a delicate problem. It was summer and the dude wore a trench coat. Apparently his askari went rogue and refused to break salute. He refused to talk to any of the female staff and insisted on seeing a male physcian. The problem got 'resolved'

Then there was the time, I chewed some Harari khat for a few hours with some friends at a residence of a collegue in Badda cas. It was all well and good until these females showed up. My friend was the sugar daddy of one of the chicks and she brought her friends along. It was all cool until I saw the twin peaks.

It set off a chain reaction.

I noticed that I had a virtual mutiny in the Galkacyo 5th brigade lead by General Ileey & the Lts. Mataanaha. A mobilization campaign was underway. I am sitting there and wondering how i was going to restrain this. Fortunately, I started to think of depressing shid to quell the offensive.

Luckily, it worked. From that day on, I stopped chewing Harari and never graze with women.

Anyway, my only advice is to enjoy the unlimited gantaals as you are young and a mooryaan. The game changes when you get older and a professional soldier where there is more precision and a cock-up can land you in the Hague on charges.
:damn: :dead:

Adeer Old Faraxs don't even read the instructions, until it is too late. I heard it has become a common sight at local ER, since we now have lots of Xalimo RNs, More and more old Faraxs are wheeled in on Fridays :russ: I think they believe there is extra ajar to be had on Fridays.
Adeer I expect to be hitting it ok until I am 80 IA. wanna leave a trail of Jr. HAGs :lol:
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Haywire... Good luck. You young players got it easy. Shid there was no magic pills or per the counter let's fix last night's mistake when I was your age. Faraxs had to drive across town to get supplies from Abdi farmacshiiye. He was good about filling scripts discreetly for the let's fix last night. Now you lot just pick it up over the counter.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Hagwire .. adeer, I was of age when Viagra was released. It was a minidistaster. My girlfriend at the time worked at a hospital as a Nurse when this dude, white guy in his 70s rolls into the ER complaining of a delicate problem. It was summer and the dude wore a trench coat. Apparently his askari went rogue and refused to break salute. He refused to talk to any of the female staff and insisted on seeing a male physcian. The problem got 'resolved'

Then there was the time, I chewed some Harari khat for a few hours with some friends at a residence of a collegue in Badda cas. It was all well and good until these females showed up. My friend was the sugar daddy of one of the chicks and she brought her friends along. It was all cool until I saw the twin peaks.

It set off a chain reaction.

I noticed that I had a virtual mutiny in the Galkacyo 5th brigade lead by General Ileey & the Lts. Mataanaha. A mobilization campaign was underway. I am sitting there and wondering how i was going to restrain this. Fortunately, I started to think of depressing shid to quell the offensive.

Luckily, it worked. From that day on, I stopped chewing Harari and never graze with women.

Anyway, my only advice is to enjoy the unlimited gantaals as you are young and a mooryaan. The game changes when you get older and a professional soldier where there is more precision and a cock-up can land you in the Hague on charges.
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:)

Half would've worked for him, but he had double up thinking he would hit a home run with it. Sucka.
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AyeeyoH wrote::ohhh:
What afkiba juuqda gabay :lol: or the story is too close to home :P
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HayWire wrote:
AyeeyoH wrote::ohhh:
What afkiba juuqda gabay :lol: or the story is too close to home :P

Adiga maxaa afarahan ku galiyey ciyaal baad tahaybe :lol: maxaa dhibay ragan may sijaayadooda la saaxiban.Xaajiyadana iska fasaxaan si inan yaroo HayWire oo kale ah oo so xareystaan :whew:
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