Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
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Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Guys,
This is a taboo topic but lets just talk about it for the experience part of it.
Lets say you marry garoob. Her ex had a big log and drilled a bigger hole. You come in with the smaller one and you can't hit the farthest wall. What are your options? Divorce her or she can be ok with yours dangling somewhere in the middle. Any technique technology/surgery to zip the hole a little bit?
Sidee wax loo xaliyaa? I am sure she will not get satisfied with you dangling somewhere in the middle.
This is a taboo topic but lets just talk about it for the experience part of it.
Lets say you marry garoob. Her ex had a big log and drilled a bigger hole. You come in with the smaller one and you can't hit the farthest wall. What are your options? Divorce her or she can be ok with yours dangling somewhere in the middle. Any technique technology/surgery to zip the hole a little bit?
Sidee wax loo xaliyaa? I am sure she will not get satisfied with you dangling somewhere in the middle.
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Ninyahow you have way too much time on your hands and if your posts are an indication of your character as a man, then I totally understand why your ex wife left you.
Fix up sxb
Fix up sxb
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
wth man....


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Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Right b4 u knock them boots excuse yourself to the bathroom and strap a banana around ur waist and kill the lights. She won't know the diff.
Adigu wa lagugu khaasaray. Walahi, I don't know whether to laugh with you or laugh at you.
Adigu wa lagugu khaasaray. Walahi, I don't know whether to laugh with you or laugh at you.
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
this is very emasculate. Who gives a fuck.
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Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
What if mooseka uu kusii dhex kala go'i. war naga tag dadka jar hakatuurine. Moos kulahaa.Jabuutawi wrote:Right b4 u knock them boots excuse yourself to the bathroom and strap a banana around ur waist and kill the lights. She won't know the diff.
Adigu wa lagugu khaasaray. Walahi, I don't know whether to laugh with you or laugh at you.
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Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Sxb I think outside the box and I want to know stuff. I know there are guys that have been through that situation and they must know something. Stop being against knowledge expansion. You just want us to be narrow minded and not to explore ideas. Go to away. Political correctness shit. In wax labarto ceeb miyaa?Raganimo wrote:Ninyahow you have way too much time on your hands and if your posts are an indication of your character as a man, then I totally understand why your ex wife left you.
Fix up sxb
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Sumu, If a woman's vagina can recover after giving birth, then I'm quite sure she will recover from this ex husbands "big" thing.Sumubaridi wrote:Sxb I think outside the box and I want to know stuff. I know there are guys that have been through that situation and they must know something. Stop being against knowledge expansion. You just want us to be narrow minded and not to explore ideas. Go to away. Political correctness shit. In wax labarto ceeb miyaa?Raganimo wrote:Ninyahow you have way too much time on your hands and if your posts are an indication of your character as a man, then I totally understand why your ex wife left you.
Fix up sxb
You should really take some biology lessons and not waste our time with stupid questions like these.
Ps. I answered out of pity although this question did not deserve to be answered.
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
How will you know if he had a bigger one unless you call him and do measurements or she tells you which is another way of telling you you are not man enough for her.
I had this story relating to your topic many moons ago. I don't know whether it's to boost the morale of small "Abdi" men as barsra would like to call the smallies or if it's a true story.
A woman went to the beach with her husband. In the beach they met A man with a huge thing dangling between his legs.
After exchanging greetings with her the man left. The husband ask her who was he?
She went "that is my X husband.
The man was like " naa maxaa ii lugooyse?"
The wife: waayo?
Husband: Naa ninka bahalka intaan la'eg wato hadii uu ku qabi jirey. Maxaad horey iigu sheegi weydey?
Wife goes out to the nearby shops and buys honey. She brings a spoon a long. Tells him to open his mouth and places the contents of the spoon at the base of the mouth. Instructs him to swallow it and asks him what was it?
Man: I don't know
She again tells him to open his mouth and puts the honey right in the front bit of the tongue where ppl taste stuff before swallowing. Tells him to swallow it & asks what was it?
Man: waa malab
Wife: it's not about how far it reaches, it's about the taste or something along those lines.
Hope it makes sense
I had this story relating to your topic many moons ago. I don't know whether it's to boost the morale of small "Abdi" men as barsra would like to call the smallies or if it's a true story.
A woman went to the beach with her husband. In the beach they met A man with a huge thing dangling between his legs.
After exchanging greetings with her the man left. The husband ask her who was he?
She went "that is my X husband.
The man was like " naa maxaa ii lugooyse?"
The wife: waayo?
Husband: Naa ninka bahalka intaan la'eg wato hadii uu ku qabi jirey. Maxaad horey iigu sheegi weydey?

Wife goes out to the nearby shops and buys honey. She brings a spoon a long. Tells him to open his mouth and places the contents of the spoon at the base of the mouth. Instructs him to swallow it and asks him what was it?
Man: I don't know
She again tells him to open his mouth and puts the honey right in the front bit of the tongue where ppl taste stuff before swallowing. Tells him to swallow it & asks what was it?
Man: waa malab
Wife: it's not about how far it reaches, it's about the taste or something along those lines.

Hope it makes sense

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Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Woow. So it can repair itself to its original shape and depth?.Susu000 wrote:Sumu, If a woman's vagina can recover after giving birth, then I'm quite sure she will recover from this ex husbands "big" thing.Sumubaridi wrote:Sxb I think outside the box and I want to know stuff. I know there are guys that have been through that situation and they must know something. Stop being against knowledge expansion. You just want us to be narrow minded and not to explore ideas. Go to away. Political correctness shit. In wax labarto ceeb miyaa?Raganimo wrote:Ninyahow you have way too much time on your hands and if your posts are an indication of your character as a man, then I totally understand why your ex wife left you.
Fix up sxb
You should really take some biology lessons and not waste our time with stupid questions like these.
Ps. I answered out of pity although this question did not deserve to be answered.
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Ofcourse. Do you think all mothers are walking around with vaginas big like a baby's head?Sumubaridi wrote:Woow. So it can repair itself to its original shape and depth?.Susu000 wrote:Sumu, If a woman's vagina can recover after giving birth, then I'm quite sure she will recover from this ex husbands "big" thing.Sumubaridi wrote:
Sxb I think outside the box and I want to know stuff. I know there are guys that have been through that situation and they must know something. Stop being against knowledge expansion. You just want us to be narrow minded and not to explore ideas. Go to away. Political correctness shit. In wax labarto ceeb miyaa?
You should really take some biology lessons and not waste our time with stupid questions like these.
Ps. I answered out of pity although this question did not deserve to be answered.
Bless you Sumu
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Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
That is what I always thought. I had this relative women who had a baby whose head was like a big balloon and the mother had small size body/hips. I always wondered how that head pass through those hips. Wallaahi you thought me something.Susu000 wrote:Ofcourse. Do you think all mothers are walking around with vaginas big like a baby's head?Sumubaridi wrote:Woow. So it can repair itself to its original shape and depth?.Susu000 wrote:
Sumu, If a woman's vagina can recover after giving birth, then I'm quite sure she will recover from this ex husbands "big" thing.
You should really take some biology lessons and not waste our time with stupid questions like these.
Ps. I answered out of pity although this question did not deserve to be answered.
Bless you Sumu
Re: Marying Garoob, What if her Ex had a big One
Brutalize her in bed and show you are now in control
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