A Farah down!!!

[TheLoFather]

Ceydaruus and his wife Bilan were shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a a replica t-shirt of his favourite football team and puts it in their trolley .

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Bilan.
'They're on sale, only £29.95 Ceydarus replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it' demands the wife, and so they carried on shopping. A few aisles further on along Bilan picks up couple of jars of face cream at £19.99 each and put them in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'
Ceydaruus never knew what hit him. The next thing he heard on the PA system was: 'Cleanup on aisle 19, we have a husband down.'

[YummyMummy]

Everytime you write something, I imagine it's you & your wife

[gegiroor]

Lo'Doon and his stories

[mahoka]

Nothing a acid attack can't fix

[PanSomaliNationalist]

Good story lol

[Veganista]

Lool...It's clear the woman wears the pants in that story

Is this story based on a real situation or just fiction? Nearly all comedians use their real life experiences in their stories.

[BVSNet]

What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'

Didn't have to include the abuse though, violence is not funny

[TheLoFather]

What do you think you're doing?' asked Ceydarus. 'they're my face creams. It makes me look beautiful,' replied the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'

Didn't have to include the abuse though, violence is not funny

Huuno you should set up a class to make women understand that violence is not a way to get a point across!