Horta what does it mean when a gorgeous female colleague asks you "are you gay? "

[TheLoFather]

So last night I went to my company's Xmas dinner party and this girl good all round nice body and all good personality too and get on very well with her at work. And out of the blue she asks me if I am gay

[kanadiid90]

that could mean two things
1-that you're so soft that her masculinity radar couldnt detect anything from you and she wants you to date her khaniis lil brother
or
2- she finds you cute and wants you to get inside her balls deep and explode, hence the question that was actually "is this nigga fit to handle my sugar walls?"

[Timiro1999]

Dee way yaaban tahay gabadhaa isku6 dhacaysa ee Lodoon shukaansan waayey.
Way kaa heshaa waxay doonaysaa inay iska kaa hubiso.
Waxaad ku tidhaahdaa adeer anigu Lo'dayda raacideedaba kama badiyo.

[Veganista]

Horta howcome she doesn't know you're married with a child on the way if she's your colleague? Waba ka qarisay naagta lol

[Bibaaye6828]

A woman asked you if you're gay? Lol. I have no words. You must be extra soft.

[gurey25]

It might mean that you are gentleman and respect women.
In this day and age most men are childish, crude, aggressive and overly sexual.
When women come across a normal guy that actually likes and respects women they think you are gay.

I used to have that problem, I was attracting all sorts of women but promptly got into the friendzone.
Took a very long time to figure out how to get into their pants while still bieng a nice guy.

Figured this out a few months before meeting my wife so never got a chance to take advantage of it.

And no I will not tell you how.

Lol

[Basra-]

Lodoon

I told u to lose weight. Your man boobs, and your thighs and flappy hands increases the 'gay' aora of you!




PS I always suspected u were a lesbian.

[gurey25]

Basra you must be a lesbian, with all your fascination for all things gay.

So tell me the truth, have you ever tipped the velvet?

[Basra-]

Basra you must be a lesbian, with all your fascination for all things gay.

So tell me the truth, have you ever tipped the velvet?

gurey

maybe I am a lesbian. I don't know.


But are you gay yourself? u seem predisposed to softness. U don't have that

"In this day and age most men are childish, crude, aggressive and overly sexual"


Your calm gentle manly soft person is good and noble---but not a trait for what women want. It is a natural fact huuno.

[gurey25]

I know it's why I am an excellent actor,
I can play any role.

It's a deep instinct for most women to be attracted to an asshole. They deny it allot of them can resist the urge but still be instinctively drawn.

[Basra-]

its ok gurey---we r all perfect the way we are. God said so. God made so.

[Basra-]

by the way gurey

do u know this british YouTube called --Sonofadoon?

[gurey25]

Lol wtf is son of adoon.

[Basra-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjBB1I831Pg

[gurey25]

I never watch YouTube, this is an eye opener.