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No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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So there was this Xaliimo traveling with her English friend on a country side when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" Xaliimo said then the friend goes "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." Then Xaliimo being a Xaliimo says "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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:dead: Lodoon, of all the countless bovine humour you posted, none had me laughing harder than this one.
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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LoDoon wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:11 pm So there was this Xaliimo traveling with her English friend on a country side when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" Xaliimo said then the friend goes "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." Then Xaliimo being a Xaliimo says "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
:lol: That seems realistic tbh.
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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Was her name Basra.
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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X.Playa wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:00 pm Was her name Basra.
You must be missing Basra!
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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barbarossa wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:24 pm :dead: Lodoon, of all the countless bovine humour you posted, none had me laughing harder than this one.
So now it must mean that you are becoming a citizen of Bovineya
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Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!

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Your profile looks autistic :russ:
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