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No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:11 pm
by TheLoFather
So there was this Xaliimo traveling with her English friend on a country side when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" Xaliimo said then the friend goes "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." Then Xaliimo being a Xaliimo says "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:24 pm
by barbarossa
Lodoon, of all the countless bovine humour you posted, none had me laughing harder than this one.
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:52 pm
by Macarons
LoDoon wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:11 pm
So there was this Xaliimo traveling with her English friend on a country side when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" Xaliimo said then the friend goes "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." Then Xaliimo being a Xaliimo says "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
That seems realistic tbh.
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:00 pm
by X.Playa
Was her name Basra.
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 5:11 pm
by TheLoFather
X.Playa wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 4:00 pm
Was her name Basra.
You must be missing Basra!
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:34 pm
by TheLoFather
barbarossa wrote: Sun Feb 19, 2017 3:24 pm
Lodoon, of all the countless bovine humour you posted, none had me laughing harder than this one.
So now it must mean that you are becoming a citizen of Bovineya
Re: No Secrets To Keep From A Cow!
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:56 pm
by PanSomaliNationalist
Your profile looks autistic
