The Dhulbahante holocausts to Kalshaale lol

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The Dhulbahante holocausts to Kalshaale lol

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Which one of the comedies more fraudulent? :lol: Vote

The first one is the "Kalshaale massacre " where the evil Idoor Arians massacred hundreds of allegedly peaceful unarmed Dhulbahantes in that well. The alleged evidence is the fact that armed men waging war died on the scene, also the Idoor who were suppose to be routed actually won the war and ass kicked the dhulbahante to oblivion. Their reasons goes as this " if I win its a victory, if I loose its a genocide" an impeccable reasoning.

The second video is the "Taleex genocide" where allegedly the British used chemical, and biological agents on dhulbahante unsuspecting goats and camels and people.
One may I ask the obvious how did the Idoor goats and camels escaped from the biological and chemical attacks. ? Are Idoor goats and camels that genius? Although I don't question the intelligence of Idoor herd the answer is the Dhulbahantes claim the evil British and Idoor micro chipped their camels and goats before hand to be detected by the airplanes and thus spared.

I like the expert in the second video I have to admit , his rigorous research in the Dhulbahantes fairy tales is very convincing. The presentations, the spectacles ( any self respecting expert has to have one) the slides and the banners all a prove of his veracity. Before you ask if there was a soil test for chemical and biological agents the answer is yes. The expert did a sample test on Dhulbahante Xaar and found traces of both chemical and biological weapons of unknown origin. He also interviewed living reincarnated victims such as our dervish at home ambassador Original Dervish.

P.s. Serious replies only this is a serious issue not a parody.






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Dhulos always on losing side of history its sucks to be them.

Went from getting head chop off by sayid abdul to british lackeys to afweyne bootlickers to mj naago stooges now to kalshaale holocaust what a f-king disgrace bypolar syndrome run in there genetics.
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When will these pathetic iidoor take revenge.......we've racked up tens of thousands of iidoor corpses and they can't do us shit. :)
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The Pot calling the kettle black

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The secessionists are upset that the unionists in buhoodle took a page out of their book. Two can play the genocide game...:)
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I am baffled by Dhulos. No other clan in the long history of Somali warfare has ever received as many consecutive Ls.

Now they are crying xasuuq, who xasuuqed you? Solamadow? :lol:

This is unprecedented, for a Somali clan to build a monument to commemorate how badly it was karbaashed by a sub sub sub clan! Do these people have no shame?
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Polus wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:06 pm The secessionists are upset that the unionists in buhoodle took a page out of their book. Two can play the genocide game...:)
Isaaq were attacked by all Somalis, their cities bombed out by mercenary Rhodesian pilots, wells poisoned, over one million land-mines placed inside their homes and around their pastures. It was a genocide, complete with a leaked government document proclaiming a solution to Somalia's 'Isaaq problem'. It is all documented, there are documentaries discussing it ..etc


Dhulos were karbashed by Solomadow, and they built a memorial to commemorate the occasion :lol:
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Ben Dover wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:09 pm
Polus wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:06 pm The secessionists are upset that the unionists in buhoodle took a page out of their book. Two can play the genocide game...:)
Isaaq were attacked by all Somalis, their cities bombed out by mercenary Rhodesian pilots, wells poisoned, over one million land-mines placed inside their homes and around their pastures. It was a genocide, complete with a leaked government document proclaiming a solution to Somalia's 'Isaaq problem'. It is all documented, there are documentaries discussing it ..etc


Dhulos were karbashed by Solomadow, and they built a memorial to commemorate the occasion :lol:
Are you sure you werent also attacked by Israel, the illuminati & the African union too :lol:

This pseudo history is making me lol
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Polus wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:06 pm The secessionists are upset that the unionists in buhoodle took a page out of their book. Two can play the genocide game...:)
Smooth

Your people should stop burning people's ayeeyo :MJ:
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AUN to all idoors who died in 1988 :(
Everyday they keep digging up idoors its sad
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But instead of taking revange against the harti men who did this

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They keep begging them day and night to join their ictiraf project, dadkano dhiig maaleh :snoop:
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Tuke> idoor
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Tijoux wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:36 pm AUN to all idoors who died in 1988
Everyday they keep digging up idoors its sad
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But instead of taking revange against the harti men who did this

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They keep begging them day and night to join their ictiraf project, dadkano dhiig maaleh
What's Harti or darood for that matter :lol: Humiliation and dishonor is worse than death which is the state of harti & darood today. I prefer purchasing harti subclans like neefaf from saylada xoolaha :jawalrus: . Marexaan are boon HG slaves, Ogadeen iskaba ilow, and harti are under our bondage :blessed: . I like markaad darood kala saarsaartid just to save face :smugfavre:
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xisaabiye1 wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:53 pm
Tijoux wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 4:36 pm AUN to all idoors who died in 1988
Everyday they keep digging up idoors its sad
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But instead of taking revange against the harti men who did this

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They keep begging them day and night to join their ictiraf project, dadkano dhiig maaleh
What's Harti or darood for that matter :lol: Humiliation and dishonor is worse than death which is the state of harti & darood today. I prefer purchasing harti subclans like neefaf from saylada xoolaha :jawalrus: . Marexaan are boon HG slaves, Ogadeen iskaba ilow, and harti are under our bondage :blessed: . I like markaad darood kala saarsaartid just to save face :smugfavre:
In k5 ogaden massacres you for fun
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In xamar mareexan deciedes your fate
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In Puntland Majeerten will make sure the border dispute never changes thus ur recognition will never come
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In Sool , you will do everything to please Dhulbhate but in the end they will say "f**k you" :lol:
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if i were idoor i would hate darood too :dead:
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Tijoux wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:12 pm if i were idoor i would hate darood too :dead:
Hey man I'd be upset to if dofaar was buying isaaq subclans like xoolo :lol: . Embrace your Jabarti brethren; HG, amxaar and kikuye each have a dofaar slave, on the bright side at least we'll treat our slaves well and give them a pat on the back and some hot porridge :jawalrus:
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