Uncle Yusuf Hassan Indogamuun Ogaden has beaten idoor Johnny Ibrahim 3rd Time in Eastleigh

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Uncle Yusuf Hassan Indogamuun Ogaden has beaten idoor Johnny Ibrahim 3rd Time in Eastleigh

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when is johnny ibrahim going to learn to just give up and stop wasting money, he got one thousand of what uncle yusuf got, surprisingly johnny got 15 thousand votes, but also got 15 thusand votes in 2011 against uncle Yusuf, johny should just take the few thousand dollars he collected and retire and bring back his islamic birth name (his ancestors were brough by the british to kilomanjaro to fight as soldiers for the british in europe in ww2 )

dude needs to undertand Ogadens run business in kenya (sopecially nairobi) and otherds dont even come close, Yusuf raised millions of dollars and poor johny had no support, suprisngly hawiyes were supoorting johny against uncle yusuf so the daroods came to support Yusuf.

its silly run against Yusuf becaue 805 of the votrs in kamakunji (eastleigh constuituency) are Ogadens and kukuyas.

he has build roads, eastleigh was a shit hole before when it rains, he allowed non bantus to rent and own shops and businesses in eastlegh ( ogadens and other somalis refuse to rent to bantus) he created a please force to wipe out super power, i waked in eastleigh after midnight a few days ago,

the Ogadens now own most of the land, buildings rented for shops, they own the hotels, shoppoing malls, heck sheikh Umal owns two malls (medina nd eastleigh mall) he has succeeded in makings IOgadens the richest and biggest property owners in east africas biggest buisness hub where they come from as far as zimbabwe and zambia for cheap deals, he has done this through making sure we buy out the bantu kukuya who themselves robbed the lands from masai after kenyatta senior borrwerd millions in the 60s to give to kukuya so they can buy the land,

h has made an alliance led by him and other Ogaden kenyan politicnas and business leaders with kukuyas to hare the spoils of the country

one thing somalis need to undertand is that kukuyas are the smart kenyans, they are happym to eat the country with you, he jalwas are highly edcuated but stupid in terms of politics, they belive the country should only be eaten by themsves and not shared, yet the kukyas beibng the biggest group ethnically are prepared to makem deals and eat with politically smart people, thus though not highly educated like the doctors/professors of the jalwas are much richer and more influential because money talks in africa and politics. Ogaden has taken advantage of this

out of the kenyan generals of 12, ogaden has 4, kukuya has 4 and the rest 4 shared between jalwa. kiisi, sanburu, turkana,
Ogaden has alos played it smart, they have entred all the parties in kenya, and have spread themsleves in every region, example cawlyahan and tolomoge for garrisa, mohamed subeer, bah gari and maqabul (makahil specially) for wajir, made deals with dagodis, and chasing other mps. senate and governhsip seats in non somali areas like nairobi,

whilst idoor/dir/hawye could field only one candidate for the nairobi (and whole country) Ogaden has prepared 34 candidates for senate, mps just for nairobi, in return jubalee party (kukuya kenyats thus biggest party will field Ogaden candidtes first as a first option in chosen fields and in return all Ogaden mps, senators and governors will support jubalee during parlimentary votes, regadless of which party they are in
this is only possible because Ogaden has capitaised on the kukuya culture of being ready to make deals and share the spoils with someone willing to work with them,

also Ogaden is concerned of odinga saying he will knowledge somaliland as a fee nation, have ambassadors sent to them and pull out kenyan forces fro somalia, Ogadens just could not accept it for obvious reasons, well the nigger lost and somaliland will still be in the hands of somalia

you can make deals with kukuya, despite being the biggest kenyan tribe/ethnic group they still happen to be more realistic then the langab jalwas.

well done for idoors for taking a shot in kenya or nairobi, but it was akin to a chinese saying he will built a budest temple in saudi arabia,

dont every think yall can buy a passport in NFD and call yourselves Ogaden, the Ogaden will sell you one for a about half a million dollars and then deport you the very next day, like they did to that millionaire hawiye dude rcently :) looooool

my edo got her new kenyan passport sorted a couple of months ago after we went to habasweyn in NFD, she was born in Qabridahar, our cawlyahan cousins asked for abtirsi and damiin as proof, he happens to be Yusuf's first cousin, with one phone call to him she was sorted,

Absame kuumade get an automatic passport, no wonderthey call us sadax shartiley, being born in kismayo, i now have the kenyan, somali and ethiopian citizenship, King Abdi Iley has an automatic ethiopian passport for absame kuumade regadless of where they are born in east africa, my cousin born in kismayo and elft california is now there working as a doctor and was given a passport simply be proofing her 7th grandfather came to kismayo in the 1830s from Ogadenia.

f you donald trump, you cannot stop me now when i want to visit good ole US of A with my ethiopian and kenyan passort, the somali passport is pulled out to safe me the visa money cost when i land in kismayo,

Alhamdulilah, its nice wearing 3 shirts and being landeer, Thank God for your mercy, indeed your mercy has no limit. when i land in kismayo i just say Agah, in Jigjiga i just say Agah Agah whilst smerking to the soldier, so stray away the officals questioning me in jigjiga and kismayo give me a preferential treatment, please dont use agah if you dont know OGaden abtirsi, a jareer dude said Agah in kismayo, the soldier got of his car and beat the guy with but of his ak47, seriously, the Ogadens were embarrassed and arrested both guys and compensated the jareer, somali jarer, som lease dont say Agah unless you have somali features and know your abtirsi,

once you utter the word agah to officals/police/soldiers in DDSI, NFD and Kismayo/Dobley the offcial straightn away knows you are OG and will give you that eye look they says you will get the treatment, its very difficult for the rest to even say agah, my lady being a dagodi said it the other day for first time (we are a newly wed young couple) she kept laughing the whole day that she said agah and could not bekligve it because she has never said it, so we know saying agah is not natural the rest which is why when i say agah i no longer get questioned in ksimayo or jigjiga/DDSI to officlas becaue they know straight away with 99% acuuracy what you are.

its like a nazi saying seig hail or hail hitler, a european.slavic/polish, anglo, jews just did not say it, which is why i dilerately go on the phone before officls are about to talk to me in airpots.borders in DDSI, kenya and jubbaland and i say out really loud Agah severakl times on the phone, and then i great them with asc whilst smerking like a nazi citzen travelling through german occupied europe.

my uncle was once safed by Agah, whilst coming from qabridahar to dagahbuur, a soldier spoke to him rudely when people were required to disembark from the bus for security search, he had two small nephews with him, this was several years ago, bcasue he had said agah to another soldier that came into the bus a few minutes earlier, (he said agah why have we been stopped) the first liyu police soldier slapped the non ogaden second soldier who was rude to uncle and tolled him "can you not recognise from the mans height and accent he is an Ogadenian DDSI citizen? the second soldier apologized straight away to my unle and his nephews so profundley for being physically rough on him and my uncle even stopped the first soldier giving him a second slap. Thank you uncle Abdi Iley. May Allah place you in Jannah isnha Allah. May I become presdient of an independt jubbaland once zoomalia is breaken up so i can name you after airports, universities and hospitals and buildings insha Allah.

thus the word Agah will safe you, specially if you are tall in Ogaden ruled territory/land,

how to say agah like a true OG: dont say Aga, its Agaah with strong ahh prononciation, when you say it say it like you are surprised, make it spontaneous so we know its something you saw regularly, and smirk when in front of the official in the office, soldiers/police in airports/borders so he knows you are of the family, and expect special treatment, act like a king be treated like one, say Agah and be treated with special favours, we are somalis, tribe is in our dna,. i once had a soldier tom tell me to f my father, i said agah you f your father, i was given an apoligy and told to go home because he wanted to search me in kismayo, as soon as his sargal heard me say it, they becamse softer and more sympathetic, the word agah is a passport in NFD, jubbaland and DDSI, but dont say it amongst jews, idoors, Mjs, marehans, hawiye, alshaba and satan, galjacel, raxanweyn and all other conrer tribes if you are not in jubbaland, DDSI or kenya, dont say it specially if you are unlucky enough to be in somaliland, harti land, central somalia, hawyteland, however if you are with those mentioned tribes in DDSI, NFD or jubbaland then feel free to say it unless you are being served food :?
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Horta sxb I gotta ask how are you sure your father isn't a amxaaro or Kenyan solider
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mahoka wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2017 6:20 am Horta sxb I gotta ask how are you sure your father isn't a amxaaro or Kenyan solider
Cuqdadii ku xaartay was. Laangaab bermuda triangle ku xiran. shut the fuck up naayaa
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I love it, very insightful information about the elections. Ogadens run the horn nowadays!
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The avowed futoqoodhi and his long boring lame paragraphs are bak! War adiga Khaniis Iley kiinee lasoo wasay
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Ogaden are slaves and will always be slaves until the end of times.
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Infidel, adigu maxaa Ku dhexdhigay arimaha islaamka! Uskag, hawlahani kuma khuseeyaan
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Hooyadaa siilkeeda ayaa i khuseeya.

Awowgaa, abahaa iyo adigu adoonsi mooyanee nolol kale la idinkuma talo gelin.
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Man u are doing a disservice to beesha absame without ur bragging. If OG's are eating like that, keep ur mouth shut and count ur blessings.
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Advo wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:18 pm Man u are doing a disservice to beesha absame without ur bragging. If OG's are eating like that, keep ur mouth shut and count ur blessings.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TBH we are not eating anything I dont think you will be able to just be ushered into his office by claimming to be Ogaden.
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Ogs and eating? Oxymoron walahi...
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Being a cheap whore taking it in all holes is something to brag about now days?

OG are cheap whores passed around between Kenya and Ethiopia
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šŸ˜‚ an enemy of enemy is my friend. Good job on sorting out hutus and idoor.
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Thnks for insight terrireturns..... How about garisa and burn of suuq Mugdi... Hear duale bare is back again and a new governor instead of old one....... Still some angry in the vicinity...?
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Thnks for insight terrireturns..... How about garisa and burn of suuq Mugdi... Hear duale bare is back again and a new governor instead of old one....... Still some angers in the vicinity...?
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