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Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?

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Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex the same way as Westerners do?

I always assume 99% of the Muslim couples use the same boring 2 minutes of traditional missionary sex then jump to the shower immediately for ghusl for the rest of their life.

The common sex Westerners do are foreplays, oral and using many different sex positions to maximize pleasure. The list goes on.

Are everyone like this or is it just Westerners?


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Porn not doing it for u anymore? That is probably 2 minutes more sex than you got so....
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In reality, couples gets partially naked and sticks to the old school in the dark.

What you described is only fantisized in porn/movies. In reality, it is seen as disgusting and immoral.
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Revolutionary wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:02 pm In reality, couples gets partially naked and sticks to the old school in the dark.

What you described is only fantisized in porn/movies. In reality, it is seen as disgusting and immoral.
Lame i dont see why it is. Immoral because we are doing what our instincts primarily are? Lol bruh an average muslim country has a lot of kids and how often do you think try to do it?
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I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.

5 golden Rules

1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax

The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh

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HayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 am I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.

5 golden Rules

1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax

The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh

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That sounds horrible and seems like tips when youre having sex in your parents home
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PureQ wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:02 pm Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex the same way as Westerners do?

I always assume 99% of the Muslim couples use the same boring 2 minutes of traditional missionary sex then jump to the shower immediately for ghusl for the rest of their life.

The common sex Westerners do are foreplays, oral and using many different sex positions to maximize pleasure. The list goes on.

Are everyone like this or is it just Westerners?



Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come. :eat:
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Are you guys f-king Dumb.
Sex is pretty controversial because I never had Sex.

1) Alot of the Sex Positions cause Std's or Sti's
2) Alot of the Sex positions use the relatively same amount of Dopamine
3) In Islam you cannot Have Anal Sex
4) People do Cosplays for sex because they are ruled over emotion
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HayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 am I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.

5 golden Rules

1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax

The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh

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1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
You can have Sex anytime except Siyam and Hajj
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
You can use lights
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
That's true and the propet went against those who made Orgasm sounds
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
You have to do ghusl every single part of the damn body
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
Why would you tell it to your friends?
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I smashed an ayrab freak before but i think muslims are like any other humans with fetishes and kinks
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Forgot meditation, it is very powerful and u can last longer, i tried and it work but with practice... šŸ˜‚
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Acegoku12 wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:49 pm Lame i dont see why it is. Immoral because we are doing what our instincts primarily are? Lol bruh an average muslim country has a lot of kids and how often do you think try to do it?
Anal and oral are haram. They're disgusting and can give you nasty disease.

HayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 amThe night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.
So, they order you what to do with sex? Must be awkward af.
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Basra- wrote: Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come.
muslims are diverse..

some are like somalis pretty boring.
some can put gaalo to shame..


but basra you are missing out..
nothing wrong with oral, but americans are obcessed with it and can be the main course.
i agree with europeans who see it as an appetizer, entree.

i tend to add massage as well, it can be a powerful tool..

guys they say sex goes out the window after marriage,

but if you master the right massage skills you can ignite a sexual encouter with your wife/gf even if she says she is not feeling it..

saves me from blue balls wallahi
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gurey25 wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:38 pm
Basra- wrote: Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come.
muslims are diverse..

some are like somalis pretty boring.
some can put gaalo to shame..


but basra you are missing out..
nothing wrong with oral, but americans are obcessed with it and can be the main course.
i agree with europeans who see it as an appetizer, entree.

i tend to add massage as well, it can be a powerful tool..

Kill yourself :x
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youre missing out basra,

if my lover is sceaming from pleasure shivering/shaking and speaking in tongues.
i see pleasure in a job well done.'


then its my turn

lol
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