Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
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Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex the same way as Westerners do?
I always assume 99% of the Muslim couples use the same boring 2 minutes of traditional missionary sex then jump to the shower immediately for ghusl for the rest of their life.
The common sex Westerners do are foreplays, oral and using many different sex positions to maximize pleasure. The list goes on.
Are everyone like this or is it just Westerners?
I always assume 99% of the Muslim couples use the same boring 2 minutes of traditional missionary sex then jump to the shower immediately for ghusl for the rest of their life.
The common sex Westerners do are foreplays, oral and using many different sex positions to maximize pleasure. The list goes on.
Are everyone like this or is it just Westerners?
Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Porn not doing it for u anymore? That is probably 2 minutes more sex than you got so....
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
In reality, couples gets partially naked and sticks to the old school in the dark.
What you described is only fantisized in porn/movies. In reality, it is seen as disgusting and immoral.
What you described is only fantisized in porn/movies. In reality, it is seen as disgusting and immoral.
Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Lame i dont see why it is. Immoral because we are doing what our instincts primarily are? Lol bruh an average muslim country has a lot of kids and how often do you think try to do it?Revolutionary wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:02 pm In reality, couples gets partially naked and sticks to the old school in the dark.
What you described is only fantisized in porn/movies. In reality, it is seen as disgusting and immoral.
Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.
5 golden Rules
1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh

5 golden Rules
1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh

Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
That sounds horrible and seems like tips when youre having sex in your parents homeHayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 am I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.
5 golden Rules
1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
PureQ wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:02 pm Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex the same way as Westerners do?
I always assume 99% of the Muslim couples use the same boring 2 minutes of traditional missionary sex then jump to the shower immediately for ghusl for the rest of their life.
The common sex Westerners do are foreplays, oral and using many different sex positions to maximize pleasure. The list goes on.
Are everyone like this or is it just Westerners?
Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come.

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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Are you guys f-king Dumb.
Sex is pretty controversial because I never had Sex.
1) Alot of the Sex Positions cause Std's or Sti's
2) Alot of the Sex positions use the relatively same amount of Dopamine
3) In Islam you cannot Have Anal Sex
4) People do Cosplays for sex because they are ruled over emotion
Sex is pretty controversial because I never had Sex.
1) Alot of the Sex Positions cause Std's or Sti's
2) Alot of the Sex positions use the relatively same amount of Dopamine
3) In Islam you cannot Have Anal Sex
4) People do Cosplays for sex because they are ruled over emotion
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayerHayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 am I don't about other Muslims, but Somalis have few rules when it comes doing the deed. The night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.
5 golden Rules
1- No s*x during daylight hours. Everything happens after Isha prayer
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
The rule book is quite long, but if you want to order a copy for the sake of your culture, I can refer you to Oday Car Ju' Dheh
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You can have Sex anytime except Siyam and Hajj
2- No lights, you gotta learn how to find your target in the dark. helpful tips(touch, smell etc.) or if you lucky you were born with Hyena eyes
You can use lights
3- Absolutely NO sound of enjoyment, you gotta be quite as mouse or you will get strange looks from next door neighbors in the morning.
That's true and the propet went against those who made Orgasm sounds
4- You do ghusl on the down low, nobody can know you took a shower.
You have to do ghusl every single part of the damn body
5- Never say how good it was, how you enjoyed it etc. Act like nothing happened like you are dhagax
Why would you tell it to your friends?
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
I smashed an ayrab freak before but i think muslims are like any other humans with fetishes and kinks
Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Forgot meditation, it is very powerful and u can last longer, i tried and it work but with practice... 
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
Anal and oral are haram. They're disgusting and can give you nasty disease.Acegoku12 wrote: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:49 pm Lame i dont see why it is. Immoral because we are doing what our instincts primarily are? Lol bruh an average muslim country has a lot of kids and how often do you think try to do it?
So, they order you what to do with sex? Must be awkward af.HayWire wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 12:30 amThe night before the wedding the elders sit down with the groom and go over the Rules to make sure no dhaqan xumo takes place.
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
muslims are diverse..Basra- wrote: Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come.
some are like somalis pretty boring.
some can put gaalo to shame..
but basra you are missing out..
nothing wrong with oral, but americans are obcessed with it and can be the main course.
i agree with europeans who see it as an appetizer, entree.
i tend to add massage as well, it can be a powerful tool..
guys they say sex goes out the window after marriage,
but if you master the right massage skills you can ignite a sexual encouter with your wife/gf even if she says she is not feeling it..
saves me from blue balls wallahi
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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
gurey25 wrote: Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:38 pmmuslims are diverse..Basra- wrote: Well, if u r looking for your wife to insert your Gu.s with droplets of pee in her mouth, and you insert your tongue inside her canal where blood & bacteria juice flows once a month, then --I think u need to throw your Muslim Passport away, and go join Gaalo porn dot come.
some are like somalis pretty boring.
some can put gaalo to shame..
but basra you are missing out..
nothing wrong with oral, but americans are obcessed with it and can be the main course.
i agree with europeans who see it as an appetizer, entree.
i tend to add massage as well, it can be a powerful tool..
Kill yourself

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Re: Are Muslims creative when it comes to sex like Westerners do?
youre missing out basra,
if my lover is sceaming from pleasure shivering/shaking and speaking in tongues.
i see pleasure in a job well done.'
then its my turn
lol
if my lover is sceaming from pleasure shivering/shaking and speaking in tongues.
i see pleasure in a job well done.'
then its my turn
lol
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