Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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We just hacked the NEC database and I can confirm that Muse Bihi Abdi is your next president.

The records on the compromised database are as follows:

Kulmiye: 329,867

Wadani: 285,456

UCID: 85,247

This was record breaking elections because 700,000 people cast their vote of the said 4.5 million nation. Big turn out!!!


You heard it here first.

Congratulations to the winner!!

Please share your views, congratulatory messages, well wishes and hopes and dreams.

Also can we list some heads of State who will attend the inaugurations. I personally see Niderland (white guy that came recently) attending, president Ali Khalif...

Wa billahi towfiiq
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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Who didn't know Kulmiye will win? The ruling clans have two insidious strategy.

1- any opposition group will have to split the vote with Waraabe an imbecile who was injected into the three party politics by the late Cigaal, guaranteeing Garxajis vote split.

2- the tribal alliance of Habar Awal + Habar jeclo can break any opposition using Faysal as the vote splitter.
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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Aw rasta are you still trolling bloody hell energy baad haysa.

As the princesses of trolling gacan baan ku tagay
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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X.Playa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:55 pm Who didn't know Kulmiye will win? The ruling clans have two insidious strategy.

1- any opposition group will have to split the vote with Waraabe an imbecile who was injected into the three party politics by the late Cigaal, guaranteeing Garxajis vote split.

2- the tribal alliance of Habar Awal + Habar jeclo can break any opposition using Faysal as the vote splitter.
Habar Awal + Habar Jeclo don't even need to divide Gx to win considering HA is similar to HY in numbers while HJ outnumber CG tenfold
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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Fake news. This is why social media is banned. This guy disappeared for couple hours after his cover was blown to come back with his next bs concoction. Mare ja net is that way :lost:
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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AlpArsalan wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:09 pm
X.Playa wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:55 pm Who didn't know Kulmiye will win? The ruling clans have two insidious strategy.

1- any opposition group will have to split the vote with Waraabe an imbecile who was injected into the three party politics by the late Cigaal, guaranteeing Garxajis vote split.

2- the tribal alliance of Habar Awal + Habar jeclo can break any opposition using Faysal as the vote splitter.
Habar Awal + Habar Jeclo don't even need to divide Gx to win considering HA is similar to HY in numbers while HJ outnumber CG tenfold
If THATS the case Maxaa dusha iska kin saaray llaa siyaasadii SNM iyo dagaaladii sokeeye llaa siyaasada SL. Reality is both statement you made are ridiculous.
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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It's called realpolitik my ignorant friend.You've never heard the saying "The enemy of my enemy is my friend"?

And only a moron with no clue would believe HA iyo HY are much different in terms of population...only difference is you are spread out like the Caghdeer
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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That is not the news I am getting from my sources back home.

Cirro has thus far clear majority in Awdal, Sanaag, Sool(Las Anod).

He has huge lead in Togdheer as well.

3/4th of Hargeisa (Garxajjs and Arap) voted for Wadani

Edit: another breaking news, Muuse Biixi is even losing Berbera.


Baring any discrepancies, it looks like clean sweep for Wadani across the board.
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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Alphamale1 wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:43 pm That is not the news I am getting from my sources back home.

Cirro has thus far clear majority in Awdal, Sanaag, Sool(Las Anod).

He has huge lead in Togdheer as well.

3/4th of Hargeisa (Garxajjs and Arap) voted for Wadani

Edit: another breaking news, Muuse Biixi is even losing Berbera.


Baring any discrepancies, it looks like clean sweep for Wadani across the board.
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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MujahidAishah wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:01 pm Aw rasta are you still trolling bloody hell energy baad haysa.

As the princesses of trolling gacan baan ku tagay
Indr I can’t help it you know how addictive this thing is :tocry:

But love Idoor they always turn xaar into gold.

Now here comes 20 pages...
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Re: Breaking: Kulmiye Wins Somaliland vote

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AwRastaale wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:14 pm
MujahidAishah wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:01 pm Aw rasta are you still trolling bloody hell energy baad haysa.

As the princesses of trolling gacan baan ku tagay
Indr I can’t help it you know how addictive this thing is :tocry:

But love Idoor they always turn xaar into gold.

Now here comes 20 pages...
You know Soomaalidu waxeey tidhaah; " haduu xaarku dahab ahaanlahaa, xaar la ma yidhaahdeen, xaaji jiljilicsan iyo wax la mid ah baa lagu sheegi lahaa " !
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