A Year-End Joke @ the Expense of Xaliimoos

[barbarossa]

A country surgeon standing by wished to sature Faarax's flesh, abraded with not so great a wound sustained in recent skrimish with a neighbouring clan. But Faarax unable to stand the tiny point, cried out, and the shuddering man was panick-stricken at the sight of the needle. His spirited wife, Xaliimo, was present, and reproached his fear, boasting that she was able to withstand much more. He said, 'your flesh is scarecely the same as that of us menfolk. Yours desires to be penetrated, but when punctured mine hurts.'

From Boosaaso, adeer Barbarossa, wishes you and your loved ones a happy and prosperous new year.

[barbarossa]

Another Faarax while drawing his will, vowed to discharge his debts to everyone. 'Since you won't be discharging for me' said his wife, 'you should have appointed a sponsor to stand in your place'.

[Tuushi]

I admit,i chuckled.

[Nubis]

I dont understand what you're saying, you're using big words. Its too difficult.

But thanks, I guess. Happy new year, wishing u the best xoxo.

[TheLoFather]

Lool

Barbarossa, Odayyoow good one...cool thread.

As this is my kind of topic and right on my territory hope you don't mind me takinh the liberty and add few more - may or may not be from personal experience!
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Xaliimo: gacaloow xabiibi, do you think I gained weight?
Faarax: No macaan, I think the living room got smaller.
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Xaliimo to her Dibi while at it: "xabiibi say dirty things to me!"
The Dibi: Bath, Kitchen, Living room
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Dibi Faarax and his wife Qumayo were shopping at a supermarket. Dibi sees and picks up a a replica t-shirt of his favourite football team and puts it in their trolley .

'What do you think you're doing?' asks Qumayo.
'They're on sale, more than half the price off and only £19.95 Dibi Faarax replies.
'Put it back, we can't afford it' demands the wife, as he complies and so they carried on shopping. A few moments later and few aisles further on along, Qumayo picks up couple of jars of face cream at £11.99 each and put them in the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asked Dibi Faarax. 'they're my face creams. They make me look beautiful,' replied Qumayo .
Her husband retorts: 'So does does a niqaab and it's a lot cheaper.'
What happened next cannot be aired to protect the innocent bovine victim's reputation.

[barbarossa]

Great jokes, my esteemed Lo'-baron! Thanks for sharing.

NubianQueen, you probably not yet finished your fourth lustrum, so, it not surprising that you struggle mightly understanding archaic English.

[Nubis]

I speak 8 other languages fluently, actually.
Have a nice day, take care.

[Basra-]

I didn't find both jokes funny. But i give A for an effort.

[barbarossa]

^ Basra, there is biological explanation for you not finding these or any other jokes humorous. Research has shown the ibnu adam's innate desire for laughter, is significantly reduced in post-menopausal women. Marka waa iska caadi, waxba don't feel bad, as science is clearly on your side on this one.

[Basra-]

barbs.....i have a serious question for u if u can answer me......

[barbarossa]

Yes, I will marry you, Basra.

[TheGrumpyGeeljire]

Very good jokes.

As an individual who is not humoured very much with the lame monstrosities full of obscenities, people pass off as jokes these days, I am impressed.

[Basra-]

Barbs....