Hooyo told me I need to get married, where do I find a husband?

[garaado]

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

[anonymous34]

Wallahi you are asking for too much. You are being to picky.

[original dervish]

Don't underestimate the young educated Somali's back home......so what if they wanna tarib, anybody with a brain cell would want to get out of that shithole.

[Daneysteyaasha]

Marry a white man

[Colonel]

You are on course to end up with Abu Leroy DeShawn

[grandpakhalif]

Go to your local masjid, Im sure Abu Tyrone has 3 more spots available

[theyuusuf143]

I think you need to invest a good dildo (excuse me) but there is no Mr perfect .

[Gaashaanle1000]

Don't underestimate the young educated Somali's back home......so what if they wanna tarib, anybody with a brain cell would want to get out of that shithole.

The real shit hole is the west, and that is what most don't understand!

[Khalid Ali]

How big is your booty

[Basra-]

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

Tell your mom the truth.

[TheLoFather]

I don't want some geeljire who is trying to use me for tahriib. I don't want to be awkwardly introduced by my family to Ina Hebel Hebel, who is such a nice young man with absolutely no social skills. I don't want some ciyaal suuq. I don't want a broke ass, uneducated negro. I don't want a holier than thou-jackass who wants to "complete his deen" by marrying four women. Or even his little brother, lil' holier-than-thou, who poses with khamis, blazer jacket, sneakers and Ray Bans - and wants to "complete his deen" by marrying a housekeeper with a polished, Instagram account. Also, I'd rather not be someone's min-yaro.

Honest to God, every Somali guy in my town I imagine I would be remotely interested in, has a white girl fetish. It doesn't really help that I live in frigid, white country either.

Should I just choose the geeljire? At least we share the same qabiil.

Please advice.

Naa heee dheh!...maad is nacday??? the geeljire ku teh!!!

Huuno don't feel despaired.
And how dare you forgotten and not consider the Lo'leey? ?

[AyeeyoH]

Hooyada dhag ha oo dhigine ee nolosha bila masuuliyada isaga jir.

Guur aanad diyaar oo aheyn madax xanuun iyo furitaan ayaad ka faaidi uun.

Injoy your freedom dear.Get married when YOU want get married with someone with great character.Akhlaaq fiican leh, diinta ku dhaqma oo daacad ku ah.

[FAH1223]

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

[TheLoFather]

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and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

Untraumatised people i.e. Lo'leey and Non-geeljirees, have a natural instinct to make healthy decisions in the best interest of their true selves. Unfortunately majority of Somalis are traumatised and as a result have a compulsion to traumatise loved ones and their spouses. And their compulsion to find false pleasure through procreation obliterates their awareness of these facts, hence why divorce is so prevalent in the Geeljiree folks.

[FAH1223]

1 post

and it talks about marriage

Somalis really are obsessed with this... crap. Esp with how divorce is so prevalent

Untraumatised people i.e. Lo'leey and Non-geeljirees, have a natural instinct to make healthy decisions in the best interest of their true selves. Unfortunately majority of Somalis are traumatised and as a result have a compulsion to traumatise loved ones and their spouses. And their compulsion to find false pleasure through procreation obliterates their awareness of these facts, hence why divorce is so prevalent in the Geeljiree folks.

Hope is a very dangerous thing