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An ordeal in a Dhulos' one night stand

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I laughed my heart out last night about an ordeal a Dhulos went through in Nairobi.

This is a guy born and raised in the pure nomadic environments of Las Caano, a genuine camel fukker, raised with a diet of camel milk and goat meat, proud and boastful of his nobility, so sure of his elevated status has no match, confident that he is a foot taller than any other in birth and class. This proud nomad has no hunger for city life and looks down upon city dwellers and thinks of them as lowlifes, however, fate dictated that our poor Dhulos ends up in the city of Nairobi as a result of the Somali exodus.

He hears from his peers about sneaking out and sleeping with the native women after a session of Qaat communion, he initially was disgusted by the idea of how a noble bloodied Somali would share a bed with a semi-baboon women but later was convinced by his peers that these women have a way in bed and they have experienced an ecstasy with no parallel. One night, our friend sneaks out alone and finds himself what he thought was a tad bit better looking she-baboon with soft curly hair, they ended up in his hotel room and get down to business, not knwoing what is in store for him.

After a little foreplay, he finally sticks his rod in her and they toss and turn, enjoying an unforseen pleasure, he touches her everywhere and feels every curve of her body, his hands finally landed on her head, he feels something prickly piercing his palms!!!!!!!, he slowly opens his eyes Confused Confused Confused the woman lost her wig and what he is feeling is her almost shaven cropped hair...................... he felt his heart coming to his mouth, a combination of multiple feelings engulfed every inch of his body, nausea and disgust took over his senses, thinking that all this time he was making love to a man Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

He grabbed hurriedly what he could of his clothes and shot out of the door like an arrow. As if the news travelled faster than him, he approaches every two or three Somalis talking, eavesdropping and expecting the worst, when he couldn't hear anything in relation to the incident, he would then start enquiring if they heard about a man who slept with another man" when the answer comes negative, he would then pass to another group and repeat the same, he was finally convinced that no one has found out about his ordeal. Two days later, he sees the same woman on the street and confides to one of his friends that she ain't a woman but a man. It finally came to light that this was what was bothering him the night he was enquiring about the sodomy that had him upset
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"This is a guy born and raised in the pure nomadic environments of Las Caano, a genuine camel fukker, raised with a diet of camel milk and goat meat, proud and boastful of his nobility, so sure of his elevated status has no match, confident that he is a foot taller than any other in birth and class. This proud nomad has no hunger for city life and looks down upon city dwellers and thinks of them as lowlifes,"



This is shockingly a self descriptive of Sir Lug-- i mean---We know he is a semi-proud Dhuloos.We know he is depressed in this city modern life.We know he cherishes camel milk & meat above all.We know he thinks himself as a noble of the nobliest.What we DONT know is that--Lug is clandestinely confessing he slept with a drag queen.This will explain his recent Forum moody, depressed aora.This will explain his recent change of demeanor & personality--he seemed withdrawn.After all he eloquently says is all in this --above BioComic endeavor of his 'ordeal'......


Sir lug finally confesses....

"Two days later, he sees the same woman on the street and confides to one of his friends that she ain't a woman but a man. It finally came to light that this was what was bothering him the night he was enquiring about the sodomy that had him upset"

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Basra please, spare us the senseless analytical hogwash nacallaa futadaada weyn ku yaale
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Basra Laughing Laughing Laughing It takes a Habar Yonis to spot a Dhuulos.

Luugoyo, are feeling better ?
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Sir Lug@loool Laughing Laughing Laughing


But seriously why are you so shocked & feel the need to call my observations 'senseless analytical hogwash '??? Do u think it sensible but only have to discard to maintain some level of nobility??? Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Basra Laughing Laughing Laughing It takes a Habar Yonis to spot a Dhuulos.

Luugoyo, are feeling better ?[/quote]


Abdi--indeed it does! Laughing Laughing I am glad someone appreciates my analytical skills! huuiiiissh! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Basra Laughing Laughing Laughing It takes a Habar Yonis to spot a Dhuulos.

Luugoyo, are feeling better ?

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Abdi Hutu,

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Goodness gracious, did you sink this low? scrabbing courage from under Basra's bra? I know I did demolished your Mooryaanic ego countless times but it was all in good faith, I wanted you to repent and come back to your creator with clean heart nacasyahow. Habartaan buuranna yey kugu neefsan ee lafahaaga kala carar
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Laughing Laughing Laughing


IF anything Sir lug-- i think i have been bestowed with the power to demolish your 'semi-proud Dhuloos ego" Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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War Lugoyo shekada af somaligay ku fiican tahay.

The guy was asking every one he knew (after he was done with what he thought was a man) at Biibitooyinka and baararka ay soomalidu turbka ku ciyaarto:

War Ninbaa nin magaalada ku dhabay xalay ma maqasheen??? Laughing Laughing
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Post by CrazySommies »

Oday Lug-gooyo,

Please stop reading X-rated books. Anyways, I am also scared of those African women with rock hard hairs or the basayuuls.
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[quote="Cawar"]War Lugoyo shekada af somaligay ku fiican tahay.

The guy was asking every one he knew (after he was done with what he thought was a man) at Biibitooyinka and baararka ay soomalidu turbka ku ciyaarto:

War Ninbaa nin magaalada ku dhabay xalay ma maqasheen??? Laughing Laughing[/quote]

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You are totally right, it is juicier in Somali. Did you hear it b4? I swear I was rolling on the floor last night when I heard about it.

Crazy,

Saxib this is a true story, I ain't making it up and this is not what you read in books or papers, this could only happen to a real maryooley
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Dhuloos baa iska ba'ay! Shocked

I am surprised inuuna waxba ka sheegin shiirkooda Shocked
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[quote="kambuli"]Dhuloos baa iska ba'ay! Shocked

I am surprised inuuna waxba ka sheegin shiirkooda Shocked

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Kambuli,

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Arrintu shiir iyo waxaa wey ka weynaatay oo markaad waxaas dareemeysid waa markaad miyir qabtid, ninku naxdinta uu naxay ayaa wax walba ka darrayd.

Dhulbahantana iskama bi'ine, this was an accident and the poor guy almost lost it, let's wait and see what Mataan and Quruxley say about this freak accident Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by xoogSADE14 »

Sir Lug the Sayid of Somalinet

i actually heard about that story some years ago but i didn't know what clan the guy was from. all i heard was that he was "qaldaan" Laughing
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Post by biiqaaye »

Luggooyo

War niyoow waxba ma fahantid. Kambuli waxeey ka waday Dhulos reer baadiye ineey yihiin kaliya aa noo sheegtay laakiin waxa eey ku caanbaxeen (shiirkooda) noomaba aadan taaban.

Kambuli, saas maahinoo?

Mataan.....Abti macalinkaan leen wax fahansiinaayay. stay cool sxb, my CALI GARI cuz. Laughing
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