common types of xalimos. Rather than list examples, I've decided to let the men
and women decide what type of xalimo you are or your favorite xalimo is.
There can be combinations of the xalimos. Keep in mind, that xalimos are
rarely from Somaliland.
The hollywood/supermodel Xalimo
This is the most common type xalimo. She is directed to faraaxs by here so
called friends. She has great interest boys in rented BMWs or sport compact
cars. The owner is usually insignificant. She will be over the moon by any man
who even looks at her, she believes being cool will help her get accepted by
the fish and chips girls . . . although she is always reminded that she
doesn't have british passport(But then neither do most of the faraaxs who link
her.)and that looking glamorous would draw attention from a modelling agency for
xalimos, followed by the home office to deport her. This xalimo rarely has
much of a real job, but doesn't care because it's her turn to recieve the
hagbad. When asked has she ever worked she repiled, "i one times filling out you
know forrm to working at kingis crossis, i getting no jobi".
The internet Xalimo.
This xalimo may also be a middle aged wife, but not always. She feels the
need to speak out when her man goes out chewing and uses the internet to
express her anger. She's generally boring but can be utterly obnoxious and stupid
when exposed to civilization. Nevertheless, she is generally accepted for her
knowledge of the internet and having a membership in all websites.This xalimo
is also usually fresh of the boat and may have little or no knowledge of
english, but knows perfect english once she's in cyber space. She owns a
wireless keyboard and a portable mic, making sure she's always in contact with other
cyber xalimos or faraaxs. Tried to apply on line for a british passport, but
when asked to e-mail her photos she e-mailed a picture of beyonce thinking
she would get away with it.
The hi-tech xalimo.
A smart xalimo, this xalimo not only knows all about benefit fraud, she
probably teaches about, looks out for, or even leads xalimos to fish and chips
boys. She picks up slang very quickly to fit in, slang terms such as "yard",
"ding me", "wagwan" and "one" short for one love. This xalimo will waste no
time in telling you that she's been in the U.K since the early 90's. Fish and
chips females should watch their step with her, as she will defend her
territory at any moment's notice if she feels threatened in any way and is not afraid
to use her scarf as a deadly weapon.This xalimo is a force to be reckoned
with and will most likely have more fish and chips boys on lock than other
xalimos despite her lack of romance. May have arrived in the U.K using a Fake
ethiopian passport, but has purposely hide it. When asked by her aunt who poses
as her legal parent in the U.K where it is, she denies knowing were it it is
in case she is deported.
The Family xalimo.
This xalimo doesn't socialize much because she's on 24 hour watch by her
sheikh dad, but she's still seen about and also makes the odd link if you phone
her the night before, so she can prepare and plan an escape. She doesn't
always tell much about her xalimo experiences, there are thousands of things you
will never know about her, except what she wants you to know. She usually
wears a oo omar (long john) in the winter because she's not use to the snow
cold, and she is often caught making snow man, instead of making bariis for
family. The family xalimo will rarely be seen in tight jeans and nike air dunks,
although she dreams of one day owning a pair of both. She's on the waiting
list for her own house on the local council, but undercover due to the fact that
if she's caught by her parents they would have an arrange marriage done for
her to style it out.
The last but no least the MTV base xalimo.
The MTV base xalimo is a good time, but she is also a time bomb. She is
usually hot (as in sweaty) from trying to copying the artist's on MTV base, and
may also be caught singing when no one is looking. She is a fast and shameless
for many reasons, but usually one of three: loves to gossip in af somali,
antagonize or argue in broken english. She may have several boyfriends (she
can't help it if there all faraaxs who dress like usher in the yeah video, which
is her favourite video on base) and will frequently buy inappropriate
bikinis that she wears under her jalbiib. She is an attention seeker and her ideas
on boys are unpopular. The MTV base xalimo sees MTV base as her biggest
source of obtaing a british passport, and may purposely hide her all her long
skirts, and report them stolen.
This compelling insight into xalimos was brought to u by me.
