Calculate Love ......

Garaad_LQ · Post by **Garaad_LQ** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:24 pm

Funny site ..............

www.lovecalculator.com

dhuusa_deer · Post by **dhuusa_deer** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:35 pm

Why do you need a site to calculate love when you already have my formula Confused

cajiib.

OK here it is:

Let L represent Love
Let M represent the essence of man
Let W represent the essence of woman

It follows then that the power of love, L = W * M^2

man, M, is raised to the power of 2 cause the essence of man is worth twice that of a woman.

San_dheer · Post by **San_dheer** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:53 pm

Hey, we used to do that at school a few years ago. Nice way to pass time but Don't trust the results Very Happy

Mystic_Angel · Post by **Mystic_Angel** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:46 pm

love equals sex... ceeriin ah... Laughing

Jazminda · Post by **Jazminda** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:03 am

Mystic wale caadi ma tihide waxad qabtaa kacsi malaariyo koronto feebaro! Rolling Eyes

War Garaad,

This sht is a lieÃ¢Â€Â¦See I typed in names of two people i know, who are married and love one another dearlyÃ¢Â€Â¦and their chances of having a healthy nor a great relationship was .01% according to this love calculator! What a crap result of a doctor! Laughing

CHEERZ

Mystic_Angel · Post by **Mystic_Angel** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:05 am

It takes one to know one abaay... Rolling Eyes

Jazminda · Post by **Jazminda** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:06 am

[quote="Mystic_Angel"]It takes one to know one abaay... Rolling Eyes

[/quote]

Naa ish dee am not like u and never will...And plus Do u see me obsessed over sexÃ¢Â€Â¦.Sabah was rightÃ¢Â€Â¦everything is about sex with u isn't it? Laughing

Ala bisinka check the time out...Am out..later nayaa & real cafis for now! Wink

CHEERZ

Mystic_Angel · Post by **Mystic_Angel** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:10 am

adiga iyo iyadaba alaha idiin sahlo abaay.. Smile

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:14 am

is this some sort of faaliso web site Confused

Highland · Post by **Highland** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:25 am

Somaliliz dar ilaahey malaysku jeclaan karaa?

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:33 am

[quote="Highland"]Somaliliz dar ilaahey malaysku jeclaan karaa?[/quote]

yes of course ; look at this lovely saheeh hadeeth;

Abu Huraira(ra): The Prophet (saaws) said, "Seven people will be shaded by Allah under His shade on the
day when there will be no shade
except His. They are:
1. a just ruler.
2. a young man who has been brought up in the worship of Allah, (i.e.
worship Allah (Alone) sincerely from his childhood).
3. a man whose heart is attached to the mosque (who offers the five
compulsory congregational prayers in the mosque).
4. two persons who love each other only for Allah's sake and they meet
and part in Allah's cause only.
5. a man who refuses the call of a charming woman of noble birth for an
illegal sexual intercourse with her and says: I am afraid of Allah.
6. a person who practices charity so secretly that his left hand does
not know what his right hand has given (i.e. nobody knows how much he
has given in charity).
7. a person who remembers Allah in seclusion and his eyes get flooded
with tears."
Sahih Bukhari
Vol 2, Book 24, Nr 504

Highland · Post by **Highland** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:42 am

somalisize thank you for the xadiis. Can you exchange lovely words with your girl?

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:44 am

[quote="Highland"]somalisize thank you for the xadiis. Can you exchange lovely words with your girl?[/quote]

do u mean wife ?

Highland · Post by **Highland** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:51 am

no girl your friend and future wife

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:13 am

[quote="Highland"]no girl your friend and future wife[/quote]

Nope that is not permissible in Islam

many somalis baa reerkoodu burbura because xaraam bay ka bilaaben then they go what the .... went wrong ... after 7 days 6 month and this drama is eveywhere then the divorce takes place .. ucz they earned then Anger of Allah and could not control their selves before guurka ..

my advice to all my brothers and sisters do not fall in this error and Fear Allah