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Pachah is a uniquely Iraqi term of Turkish origin and it means roughly tripe and sheeps head. This dish is the most highly vlaued in Iraq and whole streets including probably the longest one in baghdad sell absolutely nothing else but this traditional dish.

It is an art form in this ancient land. The resturants open after 9:30 in a bid to cater for those coming out of pubs and the ordinary Iraqi men after they had done their nightly ritual of fingering their sisters and securing that their womenfolk have all been securely locked up for the evening.

The families who own these hallowed restaurants carry their professions as their surname and is a sign of class and power: Being called Pachachi is the epitomy of class and wealth.

The head and the tripe are served in a huge metal bath tub together with ginormous eish(bread) made in tanoor. The dish is designed to be shared.

All teh meat is just boiled with salt and nothing else at all. Iraqis are not ones for spices. There is an etiquette for consuming the meal, especially the head.

You lift it, holding its ears so it doesn't hear you and kiss it intimately, passionately sucking out its tongue in loving touch of respect and appreciation. You put the head down to give it rest and respect. You then turn over and like a man pleasuring his beauty, lick the curvy area between the jaws, slowly, easily, penetrativly with tongue slurping but not too loud, savouring the juicy, oily aromatic liquid. Again you turn it over, ensuring to invoke allah all the time(Allah kareem, allah xabiib, kheyrn min allah..etc). This time you show some roughness. You put the head on the tub, put your hand on top of the skull and hit it hard with your palm while keeping your other hand under the eye. the eye falls on your palm and you consume it with relish. You do the same with the other eye. It is now blind so you make it deaf by slicing-off each ear at a time. ...to continue...

PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE WE UNDERSTAND BY THE TITLE

[quote="Galol"]

You lift it, holding its ears so it doesn't hear you and kiss it intimately, passionately **** out its tongue in loving touch of respect and appreciation. You put the head down to give it rest and respect. You then turn over and like a man pleasuring his beauty, lick the curvy area between the jaws, slowly, easily, penetrativly with tongue slurping but not too loud, savouring the juicy, oily aromatic liquid. Again you turn it over, ensuring to invoke allah all the time(Allah kareem, allah xabiib, kheyrn min allah..etc). This time you show some roughness. You put the head on the tub, put your hand on top of the skull and hit it hard with your palm while keeping your other hand under the eye. the eye falls on your palm and you consume it with relish. You do the same with the other eye. It is now blind so you make it deaf by slicing-off each ear at a time. ...to continue...[/quote]
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i dont buy this for one minute!

Biko

Would I lie to you mi ol china?

OK ask anyone who spent some time in Iraq. The good thing is the head and the eyes and particulary teh brain are actually one of the best and heartiest meals to have after a good night of Shehrazad and farida drinking(their local beers)

Now to th brain.

You turn it over once more and hold pull out the lower jaw but you don't eat it. You hold the two upper jaws open them apart like the firm legs of a reluctant virgin. It gives after some form nmanly pressure exposing the brain. You tuck in using large pieces from teh bread. it tastes like scarmbled eggs but much better. Lastly yoy the skull and the jaws clean with tearing, tucking, pulling, sucking and biting.

yuour night of love-making to sheep's head is over!

Galol,

OMG…That is just sick image! Ala plz tell us this is just ur way of getting back with the arabs…I know u don’t like the Arabs…God i don't like the Arabs too (they are xaasidiin calling themselves Muslim), but seriously do u expect us to believe this?


CHEERZ

jaz

I promise you as man of my word that everything i said is absolutely tue except of course me adding sexual inuendo.

The eitiquette, the street, the history everything is true. I think if you google for pachah or pacha or iraqi cuisine it might come up.

what i dont buy is, all that head tilting, kissing and caressing...

Biko

All true. Songs are made about eating head. Here is one

Yaa ceyni...Yaa riixatal Pacha

jalabat hawa..min xeyth nadri fala nadri

Oh my eyes..the aroma of the head and tripe

Brought us desires from we know and from where we don't.

I tried investigating this bizarre so-called Iraqi ritual in couple search engines just to see if Galol was not pulling our leg and found NOTHING!

Case closed…I don’t buy it, but if it’s true and happening then ISH and Disgusting!


loool@the song!



CHEERZ

Jaz

truth my dear Jaz is subjective. You believe in a God sitting up in the seventh sky(where the fock is that anway?) who talked to some Arab guy in cave 1,500 years through a flying winged angel(600 wings no less!) and then went schtump on us and who is really interested in the length of your skirts and what is behind it and how you use it and yet you find Pachah a rather dodgy idea?

Intriguing.