FAQASH WAYS

[Newboy]

1. You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

2. .Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)



3. .You somehow think you’re related to Puff daddy/naz/any black rapper
4. Your remote control is still in two pieces and u blame or cell taped together.

5. You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, sex education, etc.

6. .You secretly meet your boyfriend/girlfriend in the most obvious places (e.g. like at the mall) and expect NOT to get caught by your parents

7. ."GET INTO FIGHTS" and "KNOCK THE F**K OUT OFF PPL!" is your solution to every problem

8. .You studied A’ Level Maths and your seen as one in a million in the Somali population

9. .You make conversations in high pitched voices and the person is standing in front of you

10. You accuse the shopkeeper of being racist when he kindly asks you to pay for your packet of crisps

11. Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex

12. You think that u can drive and you don’t need a licence, insurance or tax plate

13. .You think you’re part of the MAFIA, yet you hang on corner streets.


DONT PLAME MY ASS

[premium411]

THAT WAS FUNNY

BUT WHEN I WAS DOING MY A LEVELS IN MATHEMATICS I WAS THE ONLY MAALI IN MY COLLEGE STUDYIN THAT NEVERTHELESS ..ITS A GREAT SUBJECT AND SOMALIANS ARE REFERRED TO AS LITERALLY BEING WALKIN TALKIN CALCULATORS AND EFFECTIVE PROBLEM SOLVERS

AS FOR TALKIN LOUD ..BEING CONCIEVED IN BURCO IS MY EXCUSE COZ I CANNOT LOWER MY VOICE AT ALL AND WHISPERING IS ATHING OF THE PAST

[Newboy]

you must be a faqash, that is the way faqash ppl behave

[premium411]

HOW HILARIOUS ..HY TO THE BONE/DHUUX RIGHT THROUGH THE ARTERIES

[BiKiNi_ChiC]

cut 'n paste stuff

newfool be original dawg. KA

[Newboy]

[quote="BiKiNi_ChiC"]cut 'n paste stuff

newfool be original dawg. KA
[/quote]


if you think so!!!!!!!!!!!

[premium411]

[BiKiNi_ChiC]

hahahahaha da fool is busted


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[Newboy]

[quote="BiKiNi_ChiC"]hahahahaha da fool is busted


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if you say so, but which on applies to your ass

[Moguul21]

New boy saaxiib kaalay come this side waxban kuu sheegaayaa soo dhowee dagta come closer doqon yahow (saaxiib g.uska ma ii dhuuqe kartaa

[thuggy_angel]

tell me wot u mean faqash first b4 i start yeh

[Say_what1]

[quote="Moguul21"]New boy saaxiib kaalay come this side waxban kuu sheegaayaa soo dhowee dagta come closer doqon yahow (saaxiib g.uska ma ii dhuuqe kartaa [/quote]



This is a sign of long-term effects after siad Barre ,He goes into a somali website, Qarxis.com to be precise, CoPy some point which suppose indicate a somali, Dedicate them to the faqash(not defined). revenge is sweet

[caramel_delight]

NEW CUNNNT
I SWEAR DOWN UR NOT SERIOUS DATS HOW U KNOW U LOVE DAROODS CUZ MANZ COMIN UP WITH ESSAYS AND SHHIIIT
FIX UP MY YUTE

[Mochahontas]

NEWBIT*H...... U ARE BY FAR THE DUMBEST SON OF A BITYH ....I'VE EVER MET IN CYBER WORLD .......... GIVE URSELF A PAT ON THE BACK ......FAQASH THIS FAQASH THAT....... FAQASH KU WAS....... NIJAAS YO.....



BTW

ITS NOT UR FAULT THAT U WERE BORN AS A BASTARD.......... BLAME YOUR KINTER XAAR MOTHER THAT SLEPT WITH PLENTY MEN BE THANKFUL U WEREN'T HIV POSITIVE

[caramel_delight]

^^^^^ BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
GUNSHOT
ITS A MURKAGE TING