Somali names that confuse immigrations

[theyuusuf143]

Immigration officer : what's your name ?
Eglan: my name is England and I am looking for asylum.
Officer : What ?
Eglan : yes , England Sir .
Officer: tell me the names of your of your family.
Eglan. I have 3 sisters, stanbul, Berlin and sterling,
Officer : looks like the places you lived before England
England : and my mum is Europe.
Officer : do you have any children ?
Eglan : yes , I have three , Osama, gaddafi and erdogan.
Officer : jesus Christ ! One moment, I will be right back.

[cheifaqilbari]

Ninyow waxa delete gari. Already too much cunsuri daremenya adna ha nugu dari kkkkkkk

[theyuusuf143]

Ninyow waxa delete gari. Already too much cunsuri daremenya adna ha nugu dari kkkkkkk

Lool it happens. Somali women and young guys have unusual and surprising names. Sometimes very bizarre and conflicting as you can see the above example

[theyuusuf143]

Officer : where are you from ?
Eglan: Somaliland , hargeisa , especially half London .
Officer: interesting , why you fled From your country ?
Eglan : because I am hebrew ( yibir) my people are discriminated by the Arabs who are based in Sinai (siinaaay) district in hargeisa, the Arabs destroyed my shop when my sister Berlin fell in love with one of them called Raabi ( rabbi is the Jewish sheikh) as result they killed my father baqdaadi and forced us to flee to faluja and qandahar refegee camps in burao.

Officer : what happened then ?
Eglan : an other clan called Jesus moses chased us from qandahaar , then I moved to borama a place called Siberia , before I crossed the border to jigjiga , I worked in the Taiwan market near havana. .....

[Djiboutian]

Immigration officer : what's your name ?
Eglan: my name is England and I am looking for asylum.
Officer : What ?
Eglan : yes , England Sir .
Officer: tell me the names of your of your family.
Eglan. I have 3 sisters, stanbul, Berlin and sterling,
Officer : looks like the places you lived before England
England : and my mum is Europe.
Officer : do you have any children ?
Eglan : yes , I have three , Osama, gaddafi and erdogan.
Officer : jesus Christ ! One moment, I will be right back.

There are no such Somali names. Out of all the name you mentioned above only Europe is a Somalilander female name. I bet less than 10 women are named Europe and they are in their 60s at least. They have been named Europe because their fathers were in Europe when they were born.

Geni not Sterling can be found in Somaliland. Another rare old name not used anymore. Till now Somalilanders call Pound Sterling " Geni".

Gaddafi and Erdogan are family name not first name.

[BestPlaya]

They are not really Somali names but a couple of weird alien names that should be avoided at all costs


Despicable names

Doolar
Istarliin
Malyuun
Baarliin
Iglan
Gini


However, I have soft spot for Somali names that signify prominent Islamic sanctuaries and cities such as

Mako
Barso
Maqdis
Istambuul
Xamaro
Madino


My point is ,those names don't only confuse immigrations but also confuse all rational minds who believe child naming is crucial matter and that every child deserves a better name that reflects both the prevailing traditions and religion of a society.

[theyuusuf143]

Immigration officer : what's your name ?
Eglan: my name is England and I am looking for asylum.
Officer : What ?
Eglan : yes , England Sir .
Officer: tell me the names of your of your family.
Eglan. I have 3 sisters, stanbul, Berlin and sterling,
Officer : looks like the places you lived before England
England : and my mum is Europe.
Officer : do you have any children ?
Eglan : yes , I have three , Osama, gaddafi and erdogan.
Officer : jesus Christ ! One moment, I will be right back.

There are no such Somali names. Out of all the name you mentioned above only Europe is a Somalilander female name. I bet less than 10 women are named Europe and they are in their 60s at least. They have been named Europe because their fathers were in Europe when they were born.

Geni not Sterling can be found in Somaliland. Another rare old name not used anymore. Till now Somalilanders call Pound Sterling " Geni".

Gaddafi and Erdogan are family name not first name.

All of them exists and you can do your research.

Somalis , name famous Muslim world leaders after their children. Erdogan is the newest , somali baby names in Mogadishu.

And all the places I posted exists in somaliland. They were named after the wars in the middle East , or the places we have large diaspora. For example , many Somali cities have Sinai districts in support of Egypt against Israel. We have qandahar in burao , it was IDP during the Afghan war . Now it's a place with famous hotels .

[theyuusuf143]

Jigjiga has a place called havana , in relation to the cuban forces who were stationed in jigjiga during the Somali ethio war . Even buhotle has soweto named after South African Town. I guess it's related to the Mandela revolution , but I am not so sure.

[Djiboutian]

I didn't say anything about the places' names but female names.

I won't be surprised if qadaadweyne named their kids Erdogan. Afterall they have weird names. I'm referring to what you claimed are Somali female names like England, Istanbul, Berlin and Rahim Sterling!

[theyuusuf143]

I didn't say anything about the places' names but female names.

I won't be surprised if qadaadweyne named their kids Erdogan. Afterall they have weird names. I'm referring to what you claimed are Somali female names like England, Istanbul, Berlin and Rahim Sterling!

Don't you know , eglan show a TV presenter, baarliin a singer . just put istarliin on YouTube or Facebook you Will be amazed the number of Somali women with those names. Istanbul baby names is a recent .

[Timiro1999]

Immigration officer : what's your name ?
Eglan: my name is England and I am looking for asylum.
Officer : What ?
Eglan : yes , England Sir .
Officer: tell me the names of your of your family.
Eglan. I have 3 sisters, stanbul, Berlin and sterling,
Officer : looks like the places you lived before England
England : and my mum is Europe.
Officer : do you have any children ?
Eglan : yes , I have three , Osama, gaddafi and erdogan.
Officer : jesus Christ ! One moment, I will be right back.

Halkeed ku dhalatay
Camp ka qaxoontiga ee Geneva (waa Xarshin agteda)

[CaliBurco]

I didn't say anything about the places' names but female names.

I won't be surprised if qadaadweyne named their kids Erdogan. Afterall they have weird names. I'm referring to what you claimed are Somali female names like England, Istanbul, Berlin and Rahim Sterling!

I agree, only ever heard of Europe(Yuruub)

[Hennystreak]

Jigjiga has a place called havana , in relation to the cuban forces who were stationed in jigjiga during the Somali ethio war . Even buhotle has soweto named after South African Town. I guess it's related to the Mandela revolution , but I am not so sure.

Soweto is the Ethiopian side. Maybe Jaamac can tell us how that name came to be

[CaliBurco]

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[Jaamacbuuhoodle]

Jigjiga has a place called havana , in relation to the cuban forces who were stationed in jigjiga during the Somali ethio war . Even buhotle has soweto named after South African Town. I guess it's related to the Mandela revolution , but I am not so sure.

Soweto waa buuhoodle dhinaca ethiopia waxaa degan reer habar hagar iyo raxanweyn iyo jareer
Waa muusha kaliya ee beesha jareer weyn ka degan tahay buuhoodle sida darteed baa mala loogu bixiyay lolz laakin garan mayo waa xaafada cusub waagii aan ku noolaa buuhoodle 1970s - 1980s ma jirin soweto