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I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:25 pm
by dalalos101
MJ: Lets focus all our attention away from the fact that you are Suju in servitude to adoomey kikuyu and a Habeshi slave for a minute and instead go all out on MX in Somalia yaay.

OG: I like shiny things, MX Bad, agah agah.

MJ: yess... thats a good bigfoot, MX Bad. Now as per the Kablala contract ole boy, you take 100% of the risk bigfoot & I will take 90% of the potential wins. As you can see you have the greater share.

OG: agah agah, I get more, I am smarter than you, dummy,

MJ: of course you do ole boy, now MX is divided and vulnerable, focus on their soft targets, the civilians under your jurisdiction, I am sure MX won't mind, they are weak remember, you are 100 million, they can never take retribution.

OG: What about Irir Samaale in NFD and DDS won't they take advantage of Darood civil war.

MJ: what did I tell you about asking questions big foot, look MX are not Darood I told you that already, and don't worry about Irir Samaale its fine, they no threat to me...I mean us, just do what I did, draw a blue line on the ground and they can't cross it, or better yet just draw borders on a map and I guarantee they won't be able to do something about it, it will be fine.

OG: agah agah, Jubaland is mine

MJ: now now big foot, lets not get greedy, I will have Kismaayo and the extend the road continues south of Kismaayo, as my domain, you will have the rest and connecting DDS to NFD, the capital Buale which is yours, and the presidency for eternity, MX is the only thing standing in your way.

OG: bad MX

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:56 pm
by grandpakhalif
Bro they just banned me permantely on Sspot since I was destroying them in FKD what a bunch of wet cunts

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 pm
by ReturnOfMariixmaan
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:56 pm Bro they just banned me permantely on Sspot since I was destroying them in FKD what a bunch of wet cunts

NGM still more influential. Why you think they are crying?


:eat:

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:57 pm
by grandpakhalif
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 pm
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:56 pm Bro they just banned me permantely on Sspot since I was destroying them in FKD what a bunch of wet cunts

NGM still more influential. Why you think they are crying?


:eat:
Macalimu is turning out to be a hero Marehan should thank Reer Hassan for producing such a wonderful uniting figure. Did they ban your @Adaawe handle too?

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:09 pm
by ReturnOfMariixmaan
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:57 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 pm
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:56 pm Bro they just banned me permantely on Sspot since I was destroying them in FKD what a bunch of wet cunts

NGM still more influential. Why you think they are crying?


:eat:
Macalimu is turning out to be a hero Marehan should thank Reer Hassan for producing such a wonderful uniting figure. Did they ban your @Adaawe handle too?

Fuck that shit. My ideology is mainstream now. Beesha is united. No need to talk. I'm Reer Hassan. Our body count talks. I usually leave the politics to you ilmo Ugaas. But now I have some cleaning to do. Allah forgive us for what we are about to do. Ameen.


SADE SO ROGAAL CELI!!!


:wow:

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:37 pm
by XimanJaale
:lol: :lol: :lol:

It's been awhile since I seen a somnet skit. Thanks for that was hilarious yet so in touch with reality.

P. S. Don't Dani and Madoobe have wise clansmen or women to stop them with this embarrassing antics they keep doing. I mean being stooges for foreign countries we already knew, but now they just acting even more blatant in the most distasteful manner in front of all Somalis. Kuwan magaca Daarood ayay ku ciyaareen walle. Dhabacyo and Cagdheer need to fix up. Can't belief they will burn Somalia just over resentments they have over Mareexaan. And all Somalis are watching this in dismay.

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:45 pm
by grandpakhalif
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:09 pm
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:57 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:18 pm


NGM still more influential. Why you think they are crying?


:eat:
Macalimu is turning out to be a hero Marehan should thank Reer Hassan for producing such a wonderful uniting figure. Did they ban your @Adaawe handle too?

Fuck that shit. My ideology is mainstream now. Beesha is united. No need to talk. I'm Reer Hassan. Our body count talks. I usually leave the politics to you ilmo Ugaas. But now I have some cleaning to do. Allah forgive us for what we are about to do. Ameen.


SADE SO ROGAAL CELI!!!


:wow:
Even gaaljacel and sheekhal are joining the game, it seems like JL has returned to its rightful rulers. All Hail mucalimu King of the South!

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:49 am
by ReturnOfMariixmaan
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:45 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:09 pm
grandpakhalif wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:57 pm

Macalimu is turning out to be a hero Marehan should thank Reer Hassan for producing such a wonderful uniting figure. Did they ban your @Adaawe handle too?

Fuck that shit. My ideology is mainstream now. Beesha is united. No need to talk. I'm Reer Hassan. Our body count talks. I usually leave the politics to you ilmo Ugaas. But now I have some cleaning to do. Allah forgive us for what we are about to do. Ameen.


SADE SO ROGAAL CELI!!!


:wow:
Even gaaljacel and sheekhal are joining the game, it seems like JL has returned to its rightful rulers. All Hail mucalimu King of the South!


We back like we never left :wow:


Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:03 am
by Murax
SPOT, MJ, OG kids with Marehan Daddy issues :lol:

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:08 am
by dalalos101
XimanJaale wrote: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:37 pm :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's been awhile since I seen a somnet skit. Thanks for that was hilarious yet so in touch with reality.

P. S. Don't Dani and Madoobe have wise clansmen or women to stop them with this embarrassing antics they keep doing. I mean being stooges for foreign countries we already knew, but now they just acting even more blatant in the most distasteful manner in front of all Somalis. Kuwan magaca Daarood ayay ku ciyaareen walle. Dhabacyo and Cagdheer need to fix up. Can't belief they will burn Somalia just over resentments they have over Mareexaan. And all Somalis are watching this in dismay.
I noticed the section was getting a little too serious and sectarian, so decided to lighten up the mood with some kablala mockery to relieve the tension unite tolka.. :lol:

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 1:00 pm
by juelz
There is no such thing as kablalax or Darood or haywiye, everyone has self interest. Mj is interested in becoming president or prime minister. ogadeen wants to rule jubbaland. Marexaan wants to live in Mogadishu and return days of siyaad barre. The other small darood clans have no say and generally punt land represents them.

Re: I have intercepted communique from Kablala command center between Ogaden and Majerten

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:52 pm
by Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE
So Tekniko got banned ..Mac sonkor

War ayeeyaday waaba dad nool