last night, a hot girl break into my room, gave me some cookies and milk and then performed the best below job ever and then to add insult to injury gave me a great sex. I don't know whether this was suppose to be a prank, a stunt, a dream or a secret goverment appreciation to the men and women in Uniform (cuz I was a tranlator back in "operation restore hope" in somalia 1993)
One thing I know is it wasn't a dream, I wasn't even sleep, I was trying to sleep and just turned the lights off and was just reminscing on what I will be when I grow up. and then out of the blue, this hot piece of dym comes in-- performs a state of the art sex and disappears into thin air-- I never seen her a gain, where will she get my keys, cuz she didn't break the door. she can be my neighbor, but most of my neighbors are fat or ugly single mothers, but this was a supermodel/pornstar/single/sexy/sweet.
anyway I don't care what she is as long as she does this every night -ain't complaining--I know y'all just saying "I can't believe this lucky bastard" but this all real.
