Somalinet Patriot Act: The Public Has The Right To Know.

[The-Screw]

The People of Somalinet, congrats from the Department of Defense... this is your Tax Money at Work.



-M.I.B says:
Oh my god its cawar, how are ya mate

-Dr. Evil says:
cool
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Dr. Evil says:
cool
As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooooool
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
this is officially an anarchy
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M.I.B says:
wow here comes someone else

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
we need rules in this country
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Dr. Evil says:
waryaa jaylani

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hee

-Offline has left the conversation.

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
okay so who do we have here???
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Dr. Evil says:
walaashaa
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
stop typing for a min ppl
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Dr. Evil says:
lol
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
walaaasha?
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M.I.B says:
this is a bloody chatroom
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
edadaa uu sheeg
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
what was that abt anyway?
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Dr. Evil says:
loooool
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
cawar..hee?
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Dr. Evil says:
so gurey are ou in Dubai? or Abu dhabi?
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:

-MIB?..Bloody?..not u too
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
cunt
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:

Dr. Evil says:
guys i have to attend to my ssugo and baasto on the dab...be bck if you still here
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
omg i can't believe i feel like this
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
omg
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
like what?
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lool
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
waryaa i thought it was your window
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
oops..daaaaaaaaaaaaang
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
u know..
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
u almost let the cat out of the dariishada
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lols
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Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
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Dr.Evil you are a prick
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As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:

-MIB is the biggest prick in the world

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
no Dr.Evil is....jackass weyan

-Dr. Evil says:
So now I am the doofaarkii beerta daaqay miyaa??

-Dr. Evil says:
cajiib walaaaaaaah

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
warya pls...we are 3 qaldaans okay nobody gets your walweyn jokes

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i dunno about bertaad daaqday but u certainly act lik ea doofaar

-Dr. Evil says:
wat you gang up on me?? in your dreams...but seriously...the italains say: La Classe non e acqua....Class is not H2O...lool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
huh

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
ala hoyooy

-Dr. Evil says:
mental adaa doofaar ah

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
now he is talking about Italians..

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooooooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
who?

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
let me tell you something Barwaani dude

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
Cawar...

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
u reer xamar think u are realted to the I-Talians

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lol

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
but ur ass is regular SOMAAAAAALI

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
okay waa bila Italians say

-Dr. Evil says:
well i aint barwani...but my mom is you know

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
looooooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
and u are?

- Offline has been added to the conversation.


-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
i thought ur mom was from somwwhere else

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
Amat wlc back baby

-Dr. Evil says:
yes she is...but keep her out of this conversation

-Offline says:
sorry about that the boss is near by

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
now is it is 4 qaldaans Cawar

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
l;ol

-Offline says:
shiiiiiiisssh

-Offline says:
loooooooooooooool@4 qaldaans

-Dr. Evil says:
well i like qalddans...esp the chicks..lool

-Offline says:
2 HJ tho

-Offline says:
so me and gurey are the majority

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
so cawar

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
what's your qabiil dee?

-Offline says:
he is midgaan

-Dr. Evil says:
looooool

-Offline says:
i seen his caravan

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
loool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
he is Marexar

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
right?

-Dr. Evil says:
yes i am midgaanta majeerteenka la daga

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ooh..gaal gale?

-Dr. Evil says:
loool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lool mental

-Dr. Evil says:
noooooooo

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
i mean lion

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lool

-Offline says:
loooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooool..i got used to mental walahi

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
thanx to Axlaan

-Dr. Evil says:
wryaa mentall..no madhibaan waaye

-Offline says:
thats one perso i aint got on my msn

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
weeye

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
not waaye

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lesson 1 for u today Evil

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
okay..next..

-Offline says:
looool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
LOOOOOOOOOOL

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
bathroom is suuli not musqul

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lol

-Dr. Evil says:
weeye? if i knew

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
okay?

-Dr. Evil says:
loooool

-Dr. Evil says:
aboowe?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
and yaanyo is naaso

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
suuli weeye not musqul..

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
sakhajan.lol

-Dr. Evil says:
mental sug adiga

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ok

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
sug backwards=ceeb

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
just letting ya know

-Dr. Evil says:
aboowe?

-Dr. Evil says:
how?

-Dr. Evil says:
hannah i am waiting

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
ish

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
aboowe?

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
is huuno

-Offline says:
looool abooowe

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
or walaal

-Dr. Evil says:
yea now we are talking

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
okay? no boow boowe shit..it sounds like

-Offline says:
hunoo is too sleezy nayaa

-Dr. Evil says:
i love that word..huuno

-Offline says:
i love macaneey

-Offline says:
thats soo cute

-Offline says:
abayooo is pervy

-Dr. Evil says:
ok macaaneey

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
macaaney?

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
it sounds so retarded

-Offline says:
nayaa wats wrong with that?

-Offline says:
looool@retarded

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hey guys

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
i like NAAAYEEE

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
some1 is not talking

-Offline says:
nayaaa loool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
why is he watching?

-Offline says:
i like ayaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Offline says:
not

-Dr. Evil says:
hannah acts like a gang here...

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
not naya..that is soft

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hello

-Offline says:
thats sooo cheecky

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
NAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-Dr. Evil says:
but she is dooro biyo lagu kuday in real life

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
wat Gang weershi?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:


Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
weershi

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
listen tom

-Dr. Evil says:
miskiin

-Offline says:
stop it lion u prick

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
there is somehere who isnt' talking

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i'm scared he is eavesdroping

-Dr. Evil says:
its not weershi...its weershe

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
weersho

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
who cares bal..either way u are cross eyed maaha?

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
ma mid baa cross eyeska kaa biinasa?

-Dr. Evil says:
looooooooool

-Offline says:
loool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lol

-Offline says:
waa indho laah

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
gurey

-Offline says:
isnt that the best somali

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
gurey

-Offline says:
gurey is a miskiin

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
gurey

-Offline says:
he doesnt like u lion

-Dr. Evil says:
ok ms qamarji

-Offline says:
looool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
every1 likes me

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
even my momma

-Offline says:
haye,,,,

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
gurey...stop master---minding

-Dr. Evil says:
mental...sometimes you are just like basra walaah

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
nooooooooooooo

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
that'becase i'm BASRA

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hello

Offline says:
sooo cawar spill

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
dont u dare say that to him waxyahow indha xun

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
viva JAne austen

-Dr. Evil says:
looooooool

-Offline says:
about u and BASRAAAAAAAAA

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
nobody is like Boobsra

-Offline says:
we all know u guys are a cyber item rite???????

-Dr. Evil says:
no can do amat macaaneey

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i have to "xaar"

-Offline says:
boobsra is soo cool man

-Offline says:
come on cawar

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
she is a f-king retard

-Dr. Evil says:
hannah....he likes attention , she loves it

-Offline says:
u no ill spill about anythink

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
walaahi she cannot be caadi

-Dr. Evil says:
they have some similarities c'mmon

-Offline says:
she is coco
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Offline says:
but a clever cooco

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
coocoo?

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
coocoo? naa who is talkin abt her skin colour

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
tan wey walan tahay walle

-Dr. Evil says:
he is coccooo too

-Offline says:
looooooooool

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
u mean cocao? we are both chocolate imported from Ivory Coast?

-Offline says:
ok guys

-Offline says:
lets play truth or dare

Dr. Evil says:
kuku
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Offline says:
yall in?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ooooooh me love that game

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
Aw Kuku

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
is hot

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i will go first

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
Aw kukuuu has a six pack you ceeb

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
he's a hottty

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
with a body.

-Offline says:
looooooooool

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
lol

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hannag, please..shut your kintir for now

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
amat..go

-Dr. Evil says:
amat...you will end up taking all your nhijaab off maa ka joogtid

-Offline says:
nayaa anything waahot to you

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
no not anything...

-Offline says:
what? waryaaa cawar sheerap istupidhayooho

-Offline says:
what is not hot to you then nayaa?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooooooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
are we playing the damn game or not?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooooooool

-Offline says:
ok ok

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ahahahahaahahahah

-Offline says:
ill ask forst

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ok

-Offline says:
and it goes to hannah

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
omg

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
btw i'm 24

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
i am out of here

Offline says:
looooooool

Dr. Evil says:
cool with me

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
mental...

-Offline says:
nayaa im bored at work

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
ina keen

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
hee abaayO?

-Offline says:
pls entairta me

-Five Days and Counting...I can't wait Bijs!!! says:
bye guys

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ok..sinta i qabso

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Dr. Evil says:
miskiin waa lagaa tagay

-Offline says:
looool

-Offline says:
only cos she has smething to hide

-Offline says:
looooooool

-Dr. Evil says:
i know

-Offline says:
i know that bij from the bk of my hand

-Offline says:
looooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
that's ok we have our own window

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
where we are doin the nasty

-Offline says:
get lost perv

-Offline says:
soooo cawar

-Dr. Evil says:
mentall i thought inaa raacday qaldaantii

-Offline says:
tell us a lil about yourslef

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i thought we ere playinggi the game

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
aaaaaaaaaaah

-Offline says:
ok

-Dr. Evil says:
war adiga wax malagaa shaqshaqan karo miyaa?

-Offline says:
lets play but direct r questions to cawar

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Offline says:
loooooooooooool

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
fine then i can't stay where the limelight is not on me

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
ama fllow my qaldaan girl

-Offline says:
which on

-Dr. Evil says:
sooma noqotid as the abgaal say

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Offline says:
the one ur obseessde with

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
does it look like she wants to eff that sheep?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

-Offline says:
looool iiieeew

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Dr. Evil says:
amat

-Offline says:
hee

Dr. Evil says:
why are you at wrok at this time?

-Offline says:
reception.....

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
she is a freelance

-Dr. Evil says:
i see

-Offline says:
there is an event on till 9pm

-Offline says:
oloool@freelancer

-Dr. Evil says:
i used to be a freelance interpretor back in da days

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i'm a freelance escort

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i do all events...

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
$500 per hour

-Offline says:
loool even somali weddings?

Offline says:
serisoul

-Offline says:
waar beenta ska deeh

-Dr. Evil says:
ska deeh...looooooooooool

Dr. Evil says:
somalgaan ka xirtay

-Offline says:
loooooool

-Offline says:
ur cruel waryaa

-Offline says:
u no my somali is crap well that is spellnin that is

-Offline says:
sii d=fiican ban uu hadlaa

-Offline says:
*fiican

-Offline says:
soo

-Dr. Evil says:
i know...but how about when you talking?

-Dr. Evil says:
ok ok

-Dr. Evil says:
then lets talk i will be the judge

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Offline says:
sooo u ahve a cod weyn, thats really funny cos i imagine u to have a squeecky c
od

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
this is not working for me

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
i gotta go

-Offline says:
whats not working for you?

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
here is a for all of you

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
take care

-Offline says:
akhaas

-Offline says:
get lost waryaa

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
say no to sex and drugs...

-Offline says:
iiissh

-Offline says:
loooooooool

-Dr. Evil says:
jay see you

-Offline says:
haye willl do

-As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!! says:
both are filled with germs
-Dr. Evil says:
lool

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Dr. Evil says:
squeecky voice??

-Dr. Evil says:
why?

-Offline says:
yeah,,,,,,i dont no

-Offline says:
i imagine u to be very fraile and fatigued.....u no the bush people who look soo helpless

-Dr. Evil says:
do you have a phone i can call now, but not a cell phone plz

-Dr. Evil says:
lool

-Offline says:
no

-Offline says:
loool

-Offline says:

waryaa i dont give me phone number away

-Dr. Evil says:
away?

-Offline says:
thats easily soo dont flatter urslef mister

-Dr. Evil says:
you are not giving it away...anyway i just wanted you to hear it thats all

-Offline says:
yeah i know

-Offline says:
but im at work and i cant u give that number

-Offline says:
omg imm mite get shot lol

-Dr. Evil says:
exactly...i thought the work no. would be easier for you...not your home...i would never ask you for that...i am a gentleman what do you think i am?

-Dr. Evil says:
lol

-Offline says:
looool

-Offline says:
im at reception so i cant

-Offline says:
it gets really busy

-Offline says:
walahay

-Offline says:
anyways u must be rich

-Dr. Evil says:
no prob...forget about it

-Dr. Evil says:
rich?

-Dr. Evil says:
i wish

-Offline says:
isnt it qaali to talk yo magaalad kale....

-Offline says:
*to

-Dr. Evil says:
ooh that...well i could handle that...alxamdulilah

-Dr. Evil says:
be back

-Offline says:
k


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[The-Screw]

oooh boy, its official, world war III is about to start.



Holy Focking Cow...!



i'm so evil ...


muaahahah

[*HannaH*]

Okay....

Five days and counting bijs..is me.
Offline...is Amat
As your doctor i advise you to lose the FAT ASS!!!...is Lionheart
MIB...is Gurey
Dr.EVil is ..Cawar

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Screw hadii aan adiga ahaa I would hide for a few good days..


So, what have we learned from all of this.

Gurey in anti-social, and can't handle being around large groups of people.

Lionheart is Lionheart, who is a freelance prostitute.

Amat is a Habar Jeclo warior secretary that wears a hijaab who doesn't like old dudes coming onto her..>(Cawar.lol)

Cawar.....is majerteenka midkaanta la gala, which hates Abgaal with a passion..who doesn't know what different time zones are....who tries to hit on young girls,while claiming he is a gentlemen.(Oh, niggah pah-lease)

Screw is an azzhole, he cannot be trusted......

...And me, well....what can I say...I think Aw Kuku is a sexy modasoka....I think Im the only normal one out of that group...




BTW....Boobsra, when I was talking about you the word that is crossed out is either; bittch, whhore,slut,skank,azzhole,love casar. Any one of those would suffice.


P.S...."Five Days and counting..." That is when my bar mitzvah is..5 days bijs.

[michael_ital]

Austin 3:16 says "WHAAAAAT????? "

[QansaGabeyle]

Nothing interesting is said. What a bunch of boring motherfukkers.

[LionHeart-112]

The Duke of Kismayo calling some1 boring..Oh that's very rich!

[QansaGabeyle]

Maxaa isaaq u sheegataa you Naveen Andrews look-alike sri lankan?

[LionHeart-112]

Who said there are no Isaaqs that look like Naveen?

[The-Screw]

on a serious note... i hear funny noises coming from my cellphone. i think i'm being bugged.

[gurey25]

I knew there was something going on yesterday,
my gurey senses were quite active.

Screw u Screw

lucky you didnt catch anything revealing.

should have waited for some juicy info and then posted,
Premature ejaculation if you ask me

[The-Screw]

it wasn't my intentions to post something "jiucy" or private. i would never. the only reason i posted this is to get some reactions and stuff, see who's getting pissed of and whatnot. nothing big. it's all publicity stunt. :}




ps: i did edit this(notice no emails were posted) and was only posted with the approlval of few people involved in this conversation.


see ya .

[optimist_1]

So now i know more about Cawar and Hannah is really obsessed with Basra.

Mc Amat is one mean but faithfull to Danyeer.

[sexy-kitten]

Lool@ Nayee.. Adiguna markaad cirka gali jirtay ayaa kuu soo dhow.

Wassup with Amat and her boss? he must be a hell of a baastar!

[The-Screw]

Yo, who the fock is Dr Evil?


msnka buu iisoo galay, block baan ku salaamay.



waa kuma ?