from basra to snet
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:44 pm
You look at me funny
You like to call me names
You ask me if I've seen myself
Could you be anymore lame?
Last time I saw you
You called me Shamoo
Do you really think I'm a Whale?
At least I don't live in a zoo
When I woke up this morning
I looked in the mirror, just as I always do
Then glanced over at your picture
And was glad I don't look like you
You see, I'm fat
But I can lose weight
But your oogly
And don't have the money for surgery...
You like to call me names
You ask me if I've seen myself
Could you be anymore lame?
Last time I saw you
You called me Shamoo
Do you really think I'm a Whale?
At least I don't live in a zoo
When I woke up this morning
I looked in the mirror, just as I always do
Then glanced over at your picture
And was glad I don't look like you
You see, I'm fat
But I can lose weight
But your oogly
And don't have the money for surgery...