You know you are a Xaliiimo when.......

[LaDy-Qac]

* When you dye ya hair brown or red

* When you have aleast 1 gold tooth

* When you feed your kids baasto iyo sugoo everyday cuz you ain't got time to cook a proper meal

* When attending a aroos is all u look forward too

* When u have atleast 2 muriyado in ya dahab collection

* When ya show up at a aroos wearing a bra that has a different colour than ya diric and ya gutz are showing........istaqfurallah....

* When ya wear Nike airmax shoes under ya cabaayad

* When your online/chat/fake name is either Muna or Leyla

* When you dial 999 or 911 on ya husband when he tells you not to go to weddings everytime

[Beenaale_No1]

[quote="LaDy-Qac"]

* When you dial 999 or 911 on ya husband when he tells you not to go to weddings everytime


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Do Xalimos still do that Thought that was the trick of te 90'ies, does it still work lol

[LionHeart-112]

U know u are a Xaliimo when u make posts like this and expect people to laugh at it..

[AMAT-ALLAH]

* When ya wear Nike airmax shoes under ya cabaayad

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Jokeerrr

[Samatr]

[quote="LaDy-Qac* When you dial 999 or 911 on ya husband when he tells you not to go to weddings everytime [/quote]

Who said she will reach the telephone.

[LaDy-Qac]

If she can' t reach tha phone she'll go next door innit........
Most xaliimo' s have mobile phones now anywayz.............

Samatar and beenaale...don' t confuse xaliimo' s with normal somali gals...I hope ya ain' t marrying xalimoo' s.

[Nabeela]

[quote] When ya show up at a aroos wearing a bra that has a different colour than ya diric and ya gutz are showing........istaqfurallah.... [/quote]

[*Anisa]

Lol, that's just ghetto-fantabulous. Do people actually do them things?

I guess i'm not a xaliimo

[XidigtaJSL]

[San_dheer]