SO I CALL DIS GAL FROM S-NET SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER FEW DAYS AGO. ANYWAYS WE GET TALKING SHE START OFF 'I DONT GIVE MA NUMBER TO PPL OFF S-NET SO WHO GAVE IT 2 U' BUT REALY SHE KNOWS IT WAS HER AND SO DO I. ANYWAYS TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT WE START CHATING N SHE TELLIN ME HOW SHE IS BUFF SO WE END UP LINKIN UP.
SO IM JUS COMIN OUT OF IN PARK ROYAL STATION DA BARRIER OPENS
MA FONE RINGS SO I PICK ITS HER DEN I LOOK UP....
DER SHE IS AND BOY IS SHE BIG I MEAN REALY BIG LIKE DA WHALE DAT GOT BEACHED ON DA THAMES RIVER. NOW NORMALY I WOULD CUT MY LOSES AND GO BACK ON DA TRAIN PRETEND IT WASNT ME. BUT B-COZ I WAS IN A RUSH 2 LINK HER I ONLY BROUGHT 1-WAY TICKET SO I WAS TRAPPED
NOW I GOT A DILEMA ON MA HANDS SHE KNOS ITS ME COZ IM TALKIN 2 HER ON DA FONE SO I CAN WALK DA OTHER SO I HAVE GO 2 HER.
NOW TO HONEST IM ONLY 5'7 AND SHE IS KING KONG SO WE LOOK PRTTY FUNNY WALKING DOWN TO DA CINEMA 2GETHER AND BOY DAT WAS DA LONGEST WALK FROM DA STATION 2 DA CINEMA.
AND NOW SHE KEEP CALLING MA FONE BUT I JUS DIVERT HER 2 VOICE MAIL. SHE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!
ANY ADVICE FROM PPL IN SIMILER SITUATION
WIDE LOAD 
